Kinky?!

[i_am_shiny]

[ From here ]

Just as the Ring exited the premises, it heard the human's final reply: "... can I just say that all this 'searching for a Master' stuff sounds damn kinky?"

*deeply offended* Mortals! Hrmph. There's just no respect for objects of evil with enough power to cover the world in a second darkness these days. No respect.

Comments

[edward_grey]

*raises his eyebrows* Are you looking for a master, then?

[alan_shore]

You know, with both of us here, things could get really kinky.

[edward_grey]

*smirks* Indeed.

Why would you need a master? You seem to have a perfectly snotty lovely girlfriend.

[alan_shore]

Yes, and I am content with my lovely girlfriend. I would only suggest such a thing for the benefit of an object of evil with enough power to cover the world in a second darkness.

[edward_grey]

I was told its name is Bob. Or Tor. The person explaining it to me couldn't seem to decide which. She seemed rather ... amused by it.

So we're here to benefit it then, are we? *smirks*

[alan_shore]

It's a matter of intense debate at the moment.

Well, I'd prefer to have it on my side in an argument. It does a really good Darth Vader.

[edward_grey]

From what I remember of the books, it dies. I assume it can happen again. It might be more impressive if it hadn't been thrown into a fiery pit of lava, but really, that's just my opinion.

It does Darth Vadar?

[i_am_shiny]

Of course, the all-powerful human that is you can easily survive being thrown into a fiery pit of lava, right?

Hmph!

[edward_grey]

Of course not. But I wasn't striving for ... what was it you said? Mass destruction and world domination?

People generally have no real reason to throw me into a fiery pit of lava.

[i_am_shiny]

Aren't you a lawyer?

[edward_grey]

Point.

[alan_shore]

Yes, but only if you goad it.

[shadowed_kat]

*hisses* Alan, do not let him get taken over by the Ring.

[alan_shore]

Oh, I think he's the Master in this relationship. *smirk*

[shadowed_kat]

Alan! I mean it! Please? I like him.

[alan_shore]

*amused* What is it you expect me to do?