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Yeah, I'm pretty much free on saturday for any ladies who want to have a good time at the christmas dance. I got a really kick ass suit too! I know you all want to go with me, but there is only enough of me for one of you, and who ever gets to me first has me for all night.... so don't hesitate, call now. And if you call in the next 10 minutes, I'll even bathe before saturday, a priceless value for absolutely free!
Only one per customer, so don't wait! An offer like this doesn't last long!
Only one per customer, so don't wait! An offer like this doesn't last long!