GUFFAW.

Oct 15, 2005 15:21

WHAT IS THIS?? LIVEJOURNAL?? EH?? I SAW SASORI-CHAN LOOKING AT ONE OF THESE THEM THINGS! I THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING AT GAY PORN AGAIN CAUSE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, HE LIKED TO DRESS UP IN PURPLE SPARKLY DRESSES AND KISS THE TV SCREEN WHEN PINNOCHIO TURNED INTO A REAL BOY. MY GOLLY, HE WAS THE CUTEST!

My foot's getting hairy again!! WHY, I BELIEVE THERE'S A LEPRECHAUN TRUDGING HIS WAY THROUGH THAT FOREST OF HAIR! Oh wait, that's just some green meatball I dropped on there earlier. I don't LIKE MEATBALL, young'uns! How can you chillins eat that??

Meatballs remind of the time I got my gallbladder removed! I THINK I STILL HAVE IT SOMEWHERE HERE. *rummages under bed and pulls out a jar* HM, I GUESS IT GOT AWAY.

YOU KNOW, THOSE AKATSUKIWHAT-YOU-CALL-THEM BOYS ARE SUCH JUVENILE DELINQUENTS! WHY, THAT ONE BOY (WHO HAS SUCH LONG HAIR I THOUGHT HE WAS GIRL AT FIRST) THREW A SPIDER INTO MY BATHROOM AND EXPLODED IT! GOOD THING I COVERED EVERYTHING IN RUBBER THOUGH. I AM OLD AND WISER THAN THOSE WHIPPERSHNAPPERS.

AGH MY BACK!!!!
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