Don't read this. It'll be stupid.

[i_am_not_french]

I'm so boRed. Need to do something. Need to Waste time, but not such a waste that things will be thrown out. Must waste other's time too, 'cause misery loVEs company.

I wish I knew keyboard coDes for the Latin and Greek letters.

Pine esU domine. Dona aus requIem.

That's the Chant from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They follow it up by smakcing themselves in the face with a book. I don't know what it means and I don't care to find out. Sick of reading yet? Oh, I'll get you eventually... you'll stop soon enough.

Jesus was walking around one day and turned into a can of Tropicana Orangeade while holding a broom. He screamed out, "Shit, dudes! I'm a can of Tropicana Orangeade... that's holding a broom!" So, he quicklY used his magic powers to turn everyone else into a can of Tropicana Orangeade while holding a brOom as well. The End.

Man, this is stupid.

You're stUpid too.

I told you not to read this because you knew it would be stupid.

I told you it would be stupid.

It is worthless to read.

So stop.

Asshole.

I have hidden a message with every capital letter in this entry. Tell me what it says and you win a cookie.

Fuck off.