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So this was supposed to be an educational and fun week at camp, full of learning and lots of fun stuff (and interacting with humans)! No fighting, no worrying about having to kill anything or have anybody try to
kill me! No problems, just a chance to have fun in a safe environment.
WITHOUT FIGHTING.
Which obviously explains why I have been here nearly two weeks and AGH, a zombie just got in AND IS TRYING TO EAT ME. Hold on a second.
Okay, back. Still don't get why the zombies want to eat me if am made of metal???
Nobody mentioned zombies. Or werewolves, or the crocodiles in the lake (actually think they might be alligators but am not going to check their teeth, thanks!), or the stuff that they try to pass off as food here.
... Shooting up zombies doesn't really count as killing humans since they're already dead, right? Zombies should be a-okay for the killing, shouldn't they? And I mean, killing them protects the humans anyway! They had better not count, because I am going to keep blowing them up.
When my blaster actually works.
Which seems to be only about 45% of the time, and doesn't bother the zombies as much as one would like. But the shotgun is so ... uhm, well, it's just rather less advanced than I'm used to, that's all.
kill me! No problems, just a chance to have fun in a safe environment.
WITHOUT FIGHTING.
Which obviously explains why I have been here nearly two weeks and AGH, a zombie just got in AND IS TRYING TO EAT ME. Hold on a second.
Okay, back. Still don't get why the zombies want to eat me if am made of metal???
Nobody mentioned zombies. Or werewolves, or the crocodiles in the lake (actually think they might be alligators but am not going to check their teeth, thanks!), or the stuff that they try to pass off as food here.
... Shooting up zombies doesn't really count as killing humans since they're already dead, right? Zombies should be a-okay for the killing, shouldn't they? And I mean, killing them protects the humans anyway! They had better not count, because I am going to keep blowing them up.
When my blaster actually works.
Which seems to be only about 45% of the time, and doesn't bother the zombies as much as one would like. But the shotgun is so ... uhm, well, it's just rather less advanced than I'm used to, that's all.