Lads' come on grow up

[i_am_no_angel]

see this is what we female's have to deal with any time we go out. haven't u guys got anything better to do with your time rather than come up with some really crap and stupid chat up lines that even our granddads could come with with better about. these are just some of a few of my favorites!

Pick up lines-
With come backs!

1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2.) Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.

3.) Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.

4.) Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.

5.) Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.

6.) Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.

7.) Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.

8.) Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?

9.) Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing

see no matter what we females have our come back's but we would really prefer it if we didn't have to use them i mean come on