omigosh ADRENALINE RUSH
So I was walking home, and I heard some clunking on the porch above mine. I turned and there was this MASSIVE RACCOON staring me in the face. Naturally I freaked out and ran down to my door and threw myself inside. But seriously ... HOLY CRAP one does NOT realize how HUGE they are in real life until you're looking one in the eye as it stands a metre away from you. No jokes.