BRAINZZZZZZZZZ!
The conversation went like this:
darkfox200: What is your zombie plan?
Me: ... Hide behind you.
darkfox200: ...
Me: No really. It's a good plan.
darkfox200: And what exactly will I do while you hide behind me?
Me: Well, it's like this. Either you'll be alive, or you'll already be a zombie. If you're alive, you can protect me. And if you're already a zombie, I'll be a zombie too, and we can have zombified fun together!
darkfox200: ... Oh god.
darkfox200: What is your zombie plan?
Me: ... Hide behind you.
darkfox200: ...
Me: No really. It's a good plan.
darkfox200: And what exactly will I do while you hide behind me?
Me: Well, it's like this. Either you'll be alive, or you'll already be a zombie. If you're alive, you can protect me. And if you're already a zombie, I'll be a zombie too, and we can have zombified fun together!
darkfox200: ... Oh god.