Me pop, deh anti-gay man

[i_am_krazy]

So me da and me was watchin deh Lord o' deh Rings, roight, and all o' a sudden he's loik "Why don't they just kiss already?"

So's I was loik T'ank you for agreein' wit me  HOLY CRAP.  T'AT'S DEH SCARIEST T'ING I EVER 'EARD IN ME LOIF.

'Cause yanno, he's me da, an' all.

Ah, how I do love thee, hobbits.  Heartheart and whatnot.

Throughout the Fellowship, Pops and I were totally ragging on Pip.

Me: OMGWTFBBQDUMBASS.

Dad: Indeed.

Me: IDIOT. IDIOT. STUUUUUPIIIIIID.

Dad: Quite.

Me: X|  (ded)

Dad:  So silly.

Then in the Two Towers, Pippin had his brilliant idea, so I was like: *fake jawdrop of doom*  OMG HE GREW A BRAIN.

Dad: Only half of one.

And THEN I was like: Wait a minute, I like Pippin.

And my Dad was like: *totally not fake confusion* ... What?

No really, I love Pippin.  If I could keep him as a pet I would, he's that adorable.  Him and his curly hair and his Welsh(-ish) accent.

Squee.

Please note that I am chipper.  Also note that it is past 2:00 am.

I am not responsible for anything that may or may not come out of my fingers.

(That sounded vaguely, horribly wrong.)