big big big big big survey... go ahead and skip.... i'm just way bored.
do you type really fast? - yes yes i do.
does it annoy people who are around you - it annoys my parents cuz it's loud and i think it wakes them up.
what do you want for your birthday this year? - lets see... a lizard. and lots of alcohol. and a ninja bunny. and a boy friend. and a turkey baster - i don't know why it's just something random.
do you/did you like high school? - i liked some of the people and the experiences that i had be it school realted or not, but i didn't actually enjoy the idea of getting up way early and doing school work.
how old are you? - 21.
do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you? yes. jackie does. and eddie furlong.
favorite pen color - black.
what word do you constantly misspell when typing? - there's alot of things. i'm not very good at spelling.
do you have trees in your yard? - yes.
name one comedian that everyone thinks is funny but you absolutely cannot stand - ummm those blue colar guys.
name one director you hate and tell why - hmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i don't know.
do you like tim burton? - love love love love love tim burton like you wouldn't belive. i'd have his babies.
what annoys you more than anything? - lance armstron, U2, not understanding peoples actions, or what they say and bare feet touching my bare feet.
tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own - they are toe socks that are stripes of different color blues and they're sparkly. why? i dunno.
if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first? - pee standing up.
did you read fear street books? - no.
how about sweet valley high? - yes once.
babysitter's club? - Yes.
the boxcar children? - hells yes.
goosebumps? - holy crap yeah i did!
favorite show on nickelodeon - double dare, you can't do that on television, clarissa explains it all, angry beavers, and rockos modern life.
did you watch are you afraid of the dark? - yes and the begining of the show always freaked me out.
did zeebo the clown scare you? - yes.
where do you vacation every summer? - well i USED to go to Disneyland with the parentals but apparently i'm to old to go now.
do you like the beach? - yes but sometimes the sun scares me.
do you tan or burn easily? - no only when i'm outside ALL DAY.
do you make up your own words and lingo? if so tell me about it - yes but you wouldn't understand unless you were there.
do you eat lots of tv dinners? - Not so much anymore, when i was little i would eat kid cuisine. i loved those things.
favorite hot pocket flavor - the taco one.
if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be? - i dunno.
how is life treating you? - could be better could be worse.
do people like you? - some.
what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular? - them being bitches and other people being weak and not being able to understand that those people are assholes.
what do you wear the most: jeans and tank tops.
are you using a pc or mac? - pc
do you like chunky peanut butter? - i like creamy beter
what amazes you about the opposite sex? - everything. how they're stupid (no offense boys). what they mean when they say shit. their motives. the way the move. the way they look. it's complicated really.
are you in love with anyone? - i don't quite know.
do you like anyone? - yes yes i do.
if so, who - Doug Coolidge.
why do you like them/why are you in love with them? - i've always liked him. he's cute and hillarious, he knows how to treat a lady and he says the sweetest things.it makes me want to throw up.
favorite cereal - all of the chex. and corn flakes.... oh how i loooooove corn flakes.
name a movie that makes you cry - edward sissorhands.
what's something you like about the gender of choice, physically, that your friends think is odd? - huh i don't think my friends think it's odd.
is it true that only the good die young? - only the ones who know how to party.
if so, are you going to live forever or die soon? - soon.
do you live for today? - i try to.
how fast can you run? - depends am i being chased?
favorite band from the 60's/70's - led zeppelin.
have any of your friends had kids as teenagers? - Yes.
did they finish high school? - Some yes.
favorite 80's television show - oh man... the smurfs
were you even born in the 80's? - yes
what year? - 1984
have you ever taught a little kid a curse word? - Yes.
if so which one was it? - fuck. i told my brother.
do you think little boys are horrendously ill behaved? - Some are.
have you ever thrown anything at a moving car? if so, what? - Yes snowballs, and those pop its on the 4th of july.
name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid - haha the venus fly trap in little shop or horrors i didn't want him to eat me.
have you seen the original friday the thirteenth? - yes
the original chucky? - Yes
the original halloween? - Yes
what's your favorite channel? - hmm food network, animal planet, and HBO
what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? - fuck or shit.
what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed? - i cliff dived off of an 80 foot cliff, it was into water though.
does it snow where you live? - Sometimes.
if yes, do you go sled riding? - no, but i have a funny story involving a sled.
have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled? - yes a yoga mat
how many people do you know who were born in november? - umm like 3 i think
what month has the most people you know born in it? - hmm december? or maybe jan or feb. or sept. or oct. i dunno
do holidays make you festive? - halloween, new years eve, st. patricks day, 420, and april fools.
magazines you subscribe to - Rolling stone and catalouges
do you read the supermarket tabloids? - when i'm in line yes
have you ever smashed somebody's halloween pumpkin? - No why would i do that i love pumpkins
ever had yours smashed? - no they're to awesome and everyone knows it
do you celebrate christmas? - unfortunatly
if not, do you still watch "how the grinch stole christmas" when it comes on television? - yes i <3 it
do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? - no i think its funny.
ever had a hot teacher? - no
if yes, did you flirt with him/her? - no
how do you treat people you are attracted to? (this is not a stupid question; some people are immature and are mean to those they like) - no usually i come on to strong
have you ever egged somebody's house? - yes
has someone ever egged yours? - no
do we all go a little mad sometimes? - of corse
what pisses you off more than anything in the world? - lance armstrong.
do you still go trick or treating? - no
do you believe in santa claus? - yes because i am santa and i eat the cookies buaahha
have you ever worked in a supermarket? - no
how about a restaurant? - No.
if yes, do you agree with me when i say that those are the two worst establishments to work in? - yes i agree
what color is your bedspread? - black and hot pink
do your eyes change colors? - No. I wish ... I have ugly eyes.
do you believe that we walked on the moon? - yes i was there. plus duh wallace and gromit
what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan? - bah government..
do you live by yourself? - no
have you ever gotten a computer virus? - Yes.
if so, what was it and how did you get rid of it? - i hit my computer until it was a bloody pulp and then i cried and my dad fixed it.
describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher - one was rad, one was too weird for me to handle and one was color blind and i thought it was funny.
what was your first date like? - weird.
did you go/are you going to the prom? - yes i went.
if you've already gone, was it good or bad? explain why - bad, boring, bad music, no sex. :(
are you a vegetarian? - no i <3 meat. all meat. mmm moose and buffalo make my tummy rumble. i know some of you are like "eww" and i'm sorry i just can't help myself.
how about vegan? - nope
if no to both, do you think you could be? - possibly one day.
spit out a random song lyric for me. make sure you tell me the name of the song and who sings it! -
hmmmmm lets see -
The earth stood still
and the air fell ill
and they sky bled acid rain for days
Suckles, sincere, and crystal clear
like the sound of failing dirt upon the lid of my coffin.
- Vendettar Red - Banshee Ballet
who does the chores around your house? - not me. unless i get money.
what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? - nightmare before xmas.
what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? - shaun of the dead and fear and loathing in las vegas.
what movie do you hope you never see again? - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i have some i just can't think of them at the moment.
have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school? - no ones caught me
do you drive? - I can but not legally
if so, do you like to drive at night or in the day time? - nope.
has anyone ever called you a bitch? - yeah
has anyone ever called you an asshole? - yes.
are you a bitch/asshole? - at times, but i have my reasons.
what's the first thing you do when you get home from school/work? - sit.
favorite pop tart flavor - hmm i don't know.
do you play any musical instruments? if so, what? - clarinet, alto and soprano sax, some flute, some oboe, a little guitar.
tell me about the best school-related activity you ever took part in - sophmore year... the band went to disneyland. 5 days we played twice. it was way rad.
have you ever built a snowman? - Yes.
did you cry when it melted, or when the kid next door knocked its head off with a shovel? - no.
what's your religion? - none. i want to get more into wicca to be honest.
do you try to force it on other people? - ha yeah right.
do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they’ve been saved, yet you think that doesn’t count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch? - of corse i do that all the time.
what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at? - that one in california that was amazing. i don't remember what it was called.
have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax? - soft core porn.
if so, did you watch it? don't say no, i know you did - yes it was hillarious.
what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX? - we say sex or fucking
is sex an uncomfortable topic for you? - hahahahahahahahaha no it's a usual topic
what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? - hmmm nothing really... i mean some shit that's way sick like war and death and shit but i wouldn't actually vomit from it, it just makes me way sad.
when other people vomit, does it make you sick? - nope!
do your clothes match? - sometimes
did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? - no but my brother did.
did you have a bike with a banana seat? - yes.
could you ride it? - yes.
have you lived in the same house your entire life? - no.
what’s the weirdest thing you’ve lived next to? - a church.
who is the ugliest person you’ve ever seen? - oh man i've met some ugly people.
do you watch talk shows? - sometmies
do you think miss cleo is full of shit? - ha miss cleo makes me giggle
if not, have you called her and wasted your money, you idiot? - no but i always wanted to call before i was 18 and see if they knew i wasn't old enough.
what do you think of all the “superstores” that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? - bah but it's fun to get lost in them
what do you think of pop music? - technically "pop" is anything popular at the time. and to say it sucks would be a lie. but if you're talking about the category pop like brittney spears and crap, then, i used to listen to it, some songs are good, but in the most part i don't like it.
tell me something i don’t know - i know no stupid human tricks
does it annoy people who are around you - it annoys my parents cuz it's loud and i think it wakes them up.
what do you want for your birthday this year? - lets see... a lizard. and lots of alcohol. and a ninja bunny. and a boy friend. and a turkey baster - i don't know why it's just something random.
do you/did you like high school? - i liked some of the people and the experiences that i had be it school realted or not, but i didn't actually enjoy the idea of getting up way early and doing school work.
how old are you? - 21.
do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you? yes. jackie does. and eddie furlong.
favorite pen color - black.
what word do you constantly misspell when typing? - there's alot of things. i'm not very good at spelling.
do you have trees in your yard? - yes.
name one comedian that everyone thinks is funny but you absolutely cannot stand - ummm those blue colar guys.
name one director you hate and tell why - hmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i don't know.
do you like tim burton? - love love love love love tim burton like you wouldn't belive. i'd have his babies.
what annoys you more than anything? - lance armstron, U2, not understanding peoples actions, or what they say and bare feet touching my bare feet.
tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own - they are toe socks that are stripes of different color blues and they're sparkly. why? i dunno.
if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first? - pee standing up.
did you read fear street books? - no.
how about sweet valley high? - yes once.
babysitter's club? - Yes.
the boxcar children? - hells yes.
goosebumps? - holy crap yeah i did!
favorite show on nickelodeon - double dare, you can't do that on television, clarissa explains it all, angry beavers, and rockos modern life.
did you watch are you afraid of the dark? - yes and the begining of the show always freaked me out.
did zeebo the clown scare you? - yes.
where do you vacation every summer? - well i USED to go to Disneyland with the parentals but apparently i'm to old to go now.
do you like the beach? - yes but sometimes the sun scares me.
do you tan or burn easily? - no only when i'm outside ALL DAY.
do you make up your own words and lingo? if so tell me about it - yes but you wouldn't understand unless you were there.
do you eat lots of tv dinners? - Not so much anymore, when i was little i would eat kid cuisine. i loved those things.
favorite hot pocket flavor - the taco one.
if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be? - i dunno.
how is life treating you? - could be better could be worse.
do people like you? - some.
what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular? - them being bitches and other people being weak and not being able to understand that those people are assholes.
what do you wear the most: jeans and tank tops.
are you using a pc or mac? - pc
do you like chunky peanut butter? - i like creamy beter
what amazes you about the opposite sex? - everything. how they're stupid (no offense boys). what they mean when they say shit. their motives. the way the move. the way they look. it's complicated really.
are you in love with anyone? - i don't quite know.
do you like anyone? - yes yes i do.
if so, who - Doug Coolidge.
why do you like them/why are you in love with them? - i've always liked him. he's cute and hillarious, he knows how to treat a lady and he says the sweetest things.it makes me want to throw up.
favorite cereal - all of the chex. and corn flakes.... oh how i loooooove corn flakes.
name a movie that makes you cry - edward sissorhands.
what's something you like about the gender of choice, physically, that your friends think is odd? - huh i don't think my friends think it's odd.
is it true that only the good die young? - only the ones who know how to party.
if so, are you going to live forever or die soon? - soon.
do you live for today? - i try to.
how fast can you run? - depends am i being chased?
favorite band from the 60's/70's - led zeppelin.
have any of your friends had kids as teenagers? - Yes.
did they finish high school? - Some yes.
favorite 80's television show - oh man... the smurfs
were you even born in the 80's? - yes
what year? - 1984
have you ever taught a little kid a curse word? - Yes.
if so which one was it? - fuck. i told my brother.
do you think little boys are horrendously ill behaved? - Some are.
have you ever thrown anything at a moving car? if so, what? - Yes snowballs, and those pop its on the 4th of july.
name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid - haha the venus fly trap in little shop or horrors i didn't want him to eat me.
have you seen the original friday the thirteenth? - yes
the original chucky? - Yes
the original halloween? - Yes
what's your favorite channel? - hmm food network, animal planet, and HBO
what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? - fuck or shit.
what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed? - i cliff dived off of an 80 foot cliff, it was into water though.
does it snow where you live? - Sometimes.
if yes, do you go sled riding? - no, but i have a funny story involving a sled.
have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled? - yes a yoga mat
how many people do you know who were born in november? - umm like 3 i think
what month has the most people you know born in it? - hmm december? or maybe jan or feb. or sept. or oct. i dunno
do holidays make you festive? - halloween, new years eve, st. patricks day, 420, and april fools.
magazines you subscribe to - Rolling stone and catalouges
do you read the supermarket tabloids? - when i'm in line yes
have you ever smashed somebody's halloween pumpkin? - No why would i do that i love pumpkins
ever had yours smashed? - no they're to awesome and everyone knows it
do you celebrate christmas? - unfortunatly
if not, do you still watch "how the grinch stole christmas" when it comes on television? - yes i <3 it
do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? - no i think its funny.
ever had a hot teacher? - no
if yes, did you flirt with him/her? - no
how do you treat people you are attracted to? (this is not a stupid question; some people are immature and are mean to those they like) - no usually i come on to strong
have you ever egged somebody's house? - yes
has someone ever egged yours? - no
do we all go a little mad sometimes? - of corse
what pisses you off more than anything in the world? - lance armstrong.
do you still go trick or treating? - no
do you believe in santa claus? - yes because i am santa and i eat the cookies buaahha
have you ever worked in a supermarket? - no
how about a restaurant? - No.
if yes, do you agree with me when i say that those are the two worst establishments to work in? - yes i agree
what color is your bedspread? - black and hot pink
do your eyes change colors? - No. I wish ... I have ugly eyes.
do you believe that we walked on the moon? - yes i was there. plus duh wallace and gromit
what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan? - bah government..
do you live by yourself? - no
have you ever gotten a computer virus? - Yes.
if so, what was it and how did you get rid of it? - i hit my computer until it was a bloody pulp and then i cried and my dad fixed it.
describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher - one was rad, one was too weird for me to handle and one was color blind and i thought it was funny.
what was your first date like? - weird.
did you go/are you going to the prom? - yes i went.
if you've already gone, was it good or bad? explain why - bad, boring, bad music, no sex. :(
are you a vegetarian? - no i <3 meat. all meat. mmm moose and buffalo make my tummy rumble. i know some of you are like "eww" and i'm sorry i just can't help myself.
how about vegan? - nope
if no to both, do you think you could be? - possibly one day.
spit out a random song lyric for me. make sure you tell me the name of the song and who sings it! -
hmmmmm lets see -
The earth stood still
and the air fell ill
and they sky bled acid rain for days
Suckles, sincere, and crystal clear
like the sound of failing dirt upon the lid of my coffin.
- Vendettar Red - Banshee Ballet
who does the chores around your house? - not me. unless i get money.
what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? - nightmare before xmas.
what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? - shaun of the dead and fear and loathing in las vegas.
what movie do you hope you never see again? - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i have some i just can't think of them at the moment.
have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school? - no ones caught me
do you drive? - I can but not legally
if so, do you like to drive at night or in the day time? - nope.
has anyone ever called you a bitch? - yeah
has anyone ever called you an asshole? - yes.
are you a bitch/asshole? - at times, but i have my reasons.
what's the first thing you do when you get home from school/work? - sit.
favorite pop tart flavor - hmm i don't know.
do you play any musical instruments? if so, what? - clarinet, alto and soprano sax, some flute, some oboe, a little guitar.
tell me about the best school-related activity you ever took part in - sophmore year... the band went to disneyland. 5 days we played twice. it was way rad.
have you ever built a snowman? - Yes.
did you cry when it melted, or when the kid next door knocked its head off with a shovel? - no.
what's your religion? - none. i want to get more into wicca to be honest.
do you try to force it on other people? - ha yeah right.
do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they’ve been saved, yet you think that doesn’t count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch? - of corse i do that all the time.
what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at? - that one in california that was amazing. i don't remember what it was called.
have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax? - soft core porn.
if so, did you watch it? don't say no, i know you did - yes it was hillarious.
what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX? - we say sex or fucking
is sex an uncomfortable topic for you? - hahahahahahahahaha no it's a usual topic
what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? - hmmm nothing really... i mean some shit that's way sick like war and death and shit but i wouldn't actually vomit from it, it just makes me way sad.
when other people vomit, does it make you sick? - nope!
do your clothes match? - sometimes
did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? - no but my brother did.
did you have a bike with a banana seat? - yes.
could you ride it? - yes.
have you lived in the same house your entire life? - no.
what’s the weirdest thing you’ve lived next to? - a church.
who is the ugliest person you’ve ever seen? - oh man i've met some ugly people.
do you watch talk shows? - sometmies
do you think miss cleo is full of shit? - ha miss cleo makes me giggle
if not, have you called her and wasted your money, you idiot? - no but i always wanted to call before i was 18 and see if they knew i wasn't old enough.
what do you think of all the “superstores” that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? - bah but it's fun to get lost in them
what do you think of pop music? - technically "pop" is anything popular at the time. and to say it sucks would be a lie. but if you're talking about the category pop like brittney spears and crap, then, i used to listen to it, some songs are good, but in the most part i don't like it.
tell me something i don’t know - i know no stupid human tricks