?!?!?!?!!!

[i_am_gundam]

Z-Zombies?!

There is no god!

Tieria Erde, are zombies able to penetrate into the isolation room?

EDIT: Has Lockon Stratos been a zombie all along?!

EDIT 2: Is there a cure?

Comments

[you_are_unfit]

You are allowed out of the isolation room in order to assist in the armed conflict against the zombies.

[i_am_gundam]

Affirmative.

...Is Lockon Stratos a zombie?!

[you_are_unfit]

No, Lockon is not a zombie. How many times must we discuss this before you will accept it?

[i_am_gundam]

...How can I trust you.

[you_are_unfit]

You cannot think I've been compromised.

[i_am_gundam]

Are you attempting to trick me out of the isolation room.

[you_are_unfit]

You are being completely irrational. At this rate even our armed intervention will not be able to stop the invasion. Stay in there if you want.

[i_am_gundam]

...No, I shall join in the armed intervention against the zombies. Even if there is a risk of dancing to "Thriller".

[you_are_unfit]

What is "Thriller"?

I made an entry earlier detailing the progress of the zombie invasion. It does not look to be in our favor at the moment.

[i_am_gundam]

Thriller.

Affirmative. Exia is ready to launch upon orders.

[you_are_unfit]

That is a work of fiction. You are not at risk.

[i_am_gundam]

Fiction is based on reality.

[you_are_unfit]

Fiction is based on idiotic thought processes that pass as human imagination.

[i_am_gundam]

What do you mean.

[you_are_unfit]

People will think of something illogical, and then turn it into fiction. The reason it's fiction is because it does not exist in any way, shape, or form.

[i_am_gundam]

That's what you had previously said about zombies.