God, please help me in this time of trial...

[i_am_gundam]

 I woke up today and found myself in a strange place.

There's a man sleeping in the bed next to me and another child on the floor...

I know this sort of thing; sometimes we do this to relatives of people who have committed a sin against God. I think I'm kidnapped.

I don't know where I am. Can someone please help?

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[you_are_unfit]

Setsuna F. Seiei, have you been drinking?

[i_am_gundam]

Hello. What do you mean, miss? Who is Setsuna F. Seiei?

[you_are_unfit]

What is your current age? If you have been affected by this disaster, I am going to shoot you.

[i_am_gundam]

I'm 6. Why would you want to shoot me?! You're one of them, right?! The non-believers!!!

[you_are_unfit]

Setsuna F. Seiei, you have regressed ten years in age. I am your coworker, Tieria Erde. We work for an organization called Celestial Being, which uses the Gundams to end all war with armed interventions.

[i_am_gundam]

What? What do you mean? Who's Setsuna F. Seiei? War? I can't spell the other words very well...

Are... are you talking in the devil's tongue?!

[you_are_unfit]

No, I am speaking normally. I suppose you could say I am speaking about your future, if you have become six.

[i_am_gundam]

But... I'm not Setsuna F. Seiei. You might be misttaking me for someone else (did I spell that right)?

[you_are_unfit]

It is spelt "mistaking," and Setsuna F. Seiei is the codename you go by. Stop sharing your real name so freely, we are not supposed to talk about our pasts.

[i_am_gundam]

Oh. Okay. Codename? What's wrong with my real name? I'm not sure what you're talking about...

[you_are_unfit]

Secrecy is an important aspect of Celestial Being. We must control what the media knows about us, and the identity of the Gundam Meisters cannot be known; that is why we must go by our codenames.

[i_am_gundam]

What? I don't understand what you're saying, miss... Tieria-san? Your name is Tieria-san, isn't it? What are Gundam Masters? What is Celestal Being? Setsuna F. Seiei is my codename?

[you_are_unfit]

I am not a miss. Do not worry about those topics, it is clear you are unable to comprehend who and what we are in your current state.

[i_am_gundam]

...Princess?

Oh. Okay. So you're not going to kidnap me, either?

[you_are_unfit]

What? No, I am neither female nor royalty.

I have no intention of doing so. In fact, if I can help it, I plan on avoiding you altogether.

[smexysniper]

So you're not going to be his mama? I guess I'll be a single parent then. . .