WOULD U? [uhm.......if I can be the woman] go out with me? [you already have it] give me your number? [...you already touched my balls so...sure] kiss me? [.......you already touched my balls so sure] let me kiss you? [already have. And yes, except for LORD OF THE RINGS and Star wars movies] watch a movie with me? [no. You'd make dog jokes.] let me take you out to dinner? [sure..] let me drive you somewhere [literally speaking, sure, if that's what white people are into these days.] cut some rug with me? [...you already kinda touched my balls so sure.] take a shower with me? [I'm gonna e on the top.] be my gf? [...why the fuck am I doing this?] have a fling with me? [what kind of fucking survey is this?] let me buy you a drink? ......I don't think this survey's for me]Would you let me sleep in your bed? (if Im on top) [actually, my mom's taking us to the kareoke] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [Fuck no. This survey's meant for girls. And all I'm seeing is a sausage fest.] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [...you already kinda touched my balls] give me a piggyback ride? [if I get to rape you] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere [If you don't stab me.] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [....I've touched your balls so sure] lick my cheek? [I'll mosh with you] dance with me? [..fuck no. I know you'll put some poison and send me off to Chinaland.] let me make you breakfast? [tap it? psssh. You've fucked mine, so sure.] tap that ass? [...wait...did we just go to having sex, tapping asses, sucking penis to helping homework?] help me with homework? [....if it's a foreplay, sure.] tickle me to death? [fuck no] let me tickle you? [well...most of the times, YOU are the one who's putting me down] stick up for me if i was being put down? [I think I already answered this question when I said yes to fucking you up the ass.] carress my body? [Can't play poker.] play strip poker with me? [This doesn't sound like the republican I know...] say yes if i asked you out? [..Ok I'm Korean, but I'm not that poor.] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined? [I don't buy underwear. They're too expensive.] let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined? [sure.] get wasted with me? [lol] instant message me? [...I don't think you would respond] greet me in public? [....] hang out with me? [lol. what friends?] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U... WTF think im cute? WTF think im hot? WTF want to kiss me? WTF want to cuddle wit me? WTF want to hook up with me?
ARE WE... [nah. we closah than that mothafucka.] aquintences? [I think? RIght? I mean you're like one of my best friends but....right?.....] friends? [...you touched my balls?] in a relationship? [if .that's possible] gonna have kids?
AM i... [_] smart? [_] cute? [_] funny? [_] cool? [_] loveable? [_] adorable? [_] compassionate? [_] annoying? [_] great to be with? [_] attractive? [LMAO] mean? [_] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER... [_] thought about me? [_] thought there might be an "us"? [_] thought about hookin up with me? [_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me? [_] wished i were there? [_] grabbed me? [_] had a crush on me? [_] idolized me? [_] wanted my number? [_] had a dream about me? [yea..when you touched my balls...] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U... [uhm..fuck yes?] done with this survey? [yes] happy you know me? [I'm mad about you, motha fucka, ohdamn.] mad at me? [..well, I just did visualize fucking, carresssing, tickling,...and helpign your homework..] thinkin bout me?
[uhm.......if I can be the woman] go out with me?
[you already have it] give me your number?
[...you already touched my balls so...sure] kiss me?
[.......you already touched my balls so sure] let me kiss you?
[already have. And yes, except for LORD OF THE RINGS and Star wars movies] watch a movie with me?
[no. You'd make dog jokes.] let me take you out to dinner?
[sure..] let me drive you somewhere
[literally speaking, sure, if that's what white people are into these days.] cut some rug with me?
[...you already kinda touched my balls so sure.] take a shower with me?
[I'm gonna e on the top.] be my gf?
[...why the fuck am I doing this?] have a fling with me?
[what kind of fucking survey is this?] let me buy you a drink?
......I don't think this survey's for me]Would you let me sleep in your bed? (if Im on top)
[actually, my mom's taking us to the kareoke] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[Fuck no. This survey's meant for girls. And all I'm seeing is a sausage fest.] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[...you already kinda touched my balls] give me a piggyback ride?
[if I get to rape you] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[If you don't stab me.] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[....I've touched your balls so sure] lick my cheek?
[I'll mosh with you] dance with me?
[..fuck no. I know you'll put some poison and send me off to Chinaland.] let me make you breakfast?
[tap it? psssh. You've fucked mine, so sure.] tap that ass?
[...wait...did we just go to having sex, tapping asses, sucking penis to helping homework?] help me with homework?
[....if it's a foreplay, sure.] tickle me to death?
[fuck no] let me tickle you?
[well...most of the times, YOU are the one who's putting me down] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[I think I already answered this question when I said yes to fucking you up the ass.] carress my body?
[Can't play poker.] play strip poker with me?
[This doesn't sound like the republican I know...] say yes if i asked you out?
[..Ok I'm Korean, but I'm not that poor.] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined?
[I don't buy underwear. They're too expensive.] let me borrow your underwear if for some reason mine got ruined?
[sure.] get wasted with me?
[lol] instant message me?
[...I don't think you would respond] greet me in public?
[....] hang out with me?
[lol. what friends?] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
WTF think im cute?
WTF think im hot?
WTF want to kiss me?
WTF want to cuddle wit me?
WTF want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[nah. we closah than that mothafucka.] aquintences?
[I think? RIght? I mean you're like one of my best friends but....right?.....] friends?
[...you touched my balls?] in a relationship?
[if .that's possible] gonna have kids?
AM i...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[LMAO] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[yea..when you touched my balls...] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U...
[uhm..fuck yes?] done with this survey?
[yes] happy you know me?
[I'm mad about you, motha fucka, ohdamn.] mad at me?
[..well, I just did visualize fucking, carresssing, tickling,...and helpign your homework..] thinkin bout me?
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