Dear Santa.....

[i_am_bluemoon]

Dear Santa,

Merry Christmas! I've been a fairly good boy this year and I was hoping more than anything that you could give me want I've been wanting all year long.

1. A can-o-gasoline.
2. A matchbook
3. Molotov cocktails

If at all possible, please please please send me these for Christmas. If you do not provide me with these, I will be forced to;

A. Shoot your sleigh down into my place of employment.
B. Hijack your sleigh and bomb my place of employment.
or C. Force you to make a kamikaze run on my place of employment.

Thanks Santa! I might leave you cookies and milk if I get what I want bitch!

Love,
Rob o_0