if i ever meet a flying nun i would tell her how much i love beef jerky

[i_am_befuddled]

life is like rum......ble royal in a pool of jello with bob dylen on monday night. it just goes to show rreally that once you lose someone important to you, you start to realize that going crazy isnt the worst idea because then you wont have to think about anything but barbra walters in a bikini singing sweet home alabama and then smoking a cigar imported from the good country of alaska. but then again where would alaska be without danny glover and his awesome beard.

WHY DID I BUY A SNOWBLOWER FOR MY TRIP TO AFRICA!

fivel goes west...spongebob goes east...i go north...and big bird goes south....( i forgot to tell him it was hunting season)

someone really needs to outlaw sickness..... and tornados...