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Jun 24, 2007 22:35

Wow.

That's all I have to say. I almost am THANKFUL that I'm a girl when it comes to dating. Yeah, it hurts and it's hard to figure things out.... but I don't have to deal with dramatic girls. When most guys don't want to see you/you break up with them... they either don't say anything, or tell you exactly what they're thinking. They don't play crazy mind games.

I feel bad for any guy out there that's ever had to deal with one of the nutballs of the fairer sex.

Seriously, I mean.. come on. Just grow up. I don't get it! I don't get how it's so difficult to just swallow your pride and move on with your life. If you still want to be friends with the guy, then so be it! But don't try every petty little mind game in your power to get him to feel sorry for you and take you back. It wont work. That, and we're not 13 years old... so no one wants to deal with it.

My poor roommate didn't feel well today, so when this girl, whom I happen to think is awful, called and "needed" him to come pick her up... I asked him if he wanted company, and then drove... because y'know.. he doesn't feel good and he's not super comfortable with his car yet.

Well, we drive 40 minutes into the middle of bumblefuck, and needless to say this chick is not at her house. So while we're waiting in her driveway... her drunk-ass strung out mom pulls in. Obviously not fit to drive a car, she gracefully plows into the CLOSED garage door, and waves at us as her car smokes and informs us that she "doesn't know why her car smells like burning." She's slurring so badly that I think she has an accent... and she's blowing kisses at me saying, "I love you, bitch. I hate you, but I fucking love you bitch. Bitch bitch." And again, blowing kisses. Shaun informs her that I am in no way, shape or form her daughter... And I should mention that I have about 3 inches and a solid 50 lbs on her kid. She proceeds to tell him that we look alike.... wherein, the only similarity I can draw is that we both have two eyes, two ears, a nose, and a mouth. That, and we had brunette hair. However, mine is solid color and normal.

Anyways... I'm getting scared. This woman is talking about wanting to kill someone, not knowing where her kid is or if she took her somewhere, leaning in our car windows, cursing up a storm, and in general making me really uneasy. I say this chick has 2 minutes, and we drove away.

Then she calls and we drive back. Now.... here's the kicker: This chick will NOT GET IN THE CAR. We just drove 40 fucking minutes to pick up some ugly-ass dumber than dumb low life scum sucking cunt.... and now she wont get into the mother fucking car. I was two seconds away from getting out and dragging her by the hair into the fucking car so we could just leave. Then said cunt's mother comes out.... and tells Shaun to fucking leave.... then tells her daughter that she's bigger than this and to let him go with his other "girl." Other girl being me... his roommate. Really though, fuck that.

If you know me, you'll know that I have NEVER used the c-word to describe anyone, and chances are if you use that word, I slap you. But really... that's how terrible this kid is. I don't fucking get it.

Oh!! And here we go:

Shaun gets back in the car and we drive away dumb-shit chick CALLS MY PHONE!!!!! She calls MY CELL PHONE to apologize for the way her mother acted... not the way SHE acted... but the way her mother acted. To which I simply respond, "okay." She finally stopped rambling and said that she hopes we have a good night, so I said you too... bye. And then fucker calls Shaun's phone and says she wouldn't get into the car because she thought I wasn't going to let her get in.

Now, here is where logic comes into play. SHAUN LET ME DRIVE 40 MINUTES TO PICK HER UP. What am I gonna do... Say, "HAHA FUCKER! You can SEE the car... but you can't get in it!! HA HA" No. I'm sorry. I don't like her, but I wouldn't go that far out of my way to make her life hell.

Seriously.

I can't stand girls. This is the reason that I could never be gay. Really. Who wants to deal with girls? They are 100% terrible.

Geez.

I don't get it.

Time to study/hang out with Shaun...

Until next time..
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