Okay, here it is. BAND CAMP!!!
You are damn lucky Kels. I was crying most of last night, just because I was so fucking stressed. But I was also feeling like shit this morning and most of last night. Since I've been up since 10:30, I thought I mind as well write this now, before you get on my ass about it
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"Nice, I leave you alone for two seconds and I find you trying to molest one of the campers," Kelsey said walking in with Mouse. "Ah, but Mom!" The brunnette said getting off of Chris's lap, pouting.
"Whatever!" Naomi spun around, her mood quickly changing. "We have a new face in this cabin this year!" She bounded over to the bottom bunk bed on the far wall. She rolled in and turned to face the boy. "'Sup Mullet Boy?" She said excitedly, putting her head in his lap. "Welcome to the Rainbow Cabin," she excitedly reached into her pocket andpulled out a rainbow sticker, which she promptly stuck to the boys forehead. "Oh, and beware, newcomers always get the worst prankings. We make sure of that!" She rolled over so she was upside down. "What'dya play?" Naomi asked, snickering slightly at her view(the inside of the boy's nose). "Oboe," he muttered.
Naomi sprung out from the bed and danced around the room singing a song about oboes, draggin Kelsey into as well.
"Well, we still have more havoc to cause, so see you guys later," Kelsey said to the cabin occupants. "But before we go..." She ran up and snatched away Patrick's hat. The bespectacled boy looked up in alarm and quickly fished another hat out of his bag as the two giddy counselors ran out the door.
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"Now off to the Sparkly Cabin!!" Naomi said enthusiastically and she hopped on one foot all the way there.
"Oh fresh meaaaaaaaaaat," Kelsey called as they made their way into a cabin with stars and sparkles on the ceiling.
"I think his name's Douglie," Naomi said.
Kelsey looked at her blankly. "Oh fresh meaaaaaaaaaaat," she called again.
Dougie, who had been talking to the infamous Pete Wentz (best known for his incredible pranks on Dave the years before) turned to the girls and said, "I guess that's me."
"Well you, welcome to Camp. Yes, that's the name, we're not really sure why." Naomi remarked.
"Um, thank you?" Dougie said.
"Oohhh Naomi, he's cute. You should totally bother him, until he decides he's bisexual and wants to get it on." Kelsey whispers to her friend.
"Now that would be against the rules, dude. Besides, I'd rather watch him make out with one of the boys here."
"Would you really? And since when have you cared about rules?"
Naomi looked at her, shrugging. They went back to talking with the cabin.
"Okay, so now that we've gotten that out of the way, who missed us?" Kelsey clapped her hands together and eyed the remaining four boys.
They snorted. Squirrel raised her hand, "I missed you." She said.
"Pshh, you don't count, dyke."
"God, slut."
"Love you."
"Love you too."
Naomi rolled her eyes at the other two counselers. "Anyway boys. Say you missed us or else."
Ray, Pete and Bill all said grudgingly, "We missed you."
"I didn't hear you Jeph."
Jepha crossed his eyes, "That's cause I didn't say it."
"That hurts man. Really." Naomi crossed her eyes back.
"Whatever, everybody remember the rules, welcome your new cabin mate, be happy some of last year's asshats are gone and meet in the Great Hall in twenty." Kelsey waltzed with herself out of the room.
"So where to next, Mooza-laa? Back to base or want to go talk to some of the others?" Kelsey asked Naomi, using one of the ridiculous nick names she made up for her friend.
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Kelsey just rolled her eyes and turned her attention to the other counsleor in the room. He ran at him and jumped on his back. She scanned the room. "Why are we two short?" she asked.
"I don't know about you, but I'm pretty tall."
"Bitch. I meant, we're missing two boys."
"Oh, they're in the bathroom, prolly making out."
Naomi perked up at the words. She got up and started banging on the door. "You know the rules!" she shouted. "If you're gonna make out, you gotta let me watch!" She tried the doorknob; it was unlocked. Much to her dismay, all she saw was the two boys, Jon and Ryan, sitting on the floor, trying to contact the spirits with a ouiji board.
"You guys are no fun. I'm gonna go see if any of the boys in the 3A or 3B are sexin' it up," With that she walked out of the cabin.
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"Bye boys!" she yelled.
In cabin 3A or the "Magic Cabin" Kelsey and Naomi found James, Shaant, Gerard, Matt and Bob.
"Matt!" Kelsey cried. She tickled his sides. "You got your hair dyed again!? I love it this way!"
"Well Magic boys, you've all been here before so you know what to do. Though I think you'd better hold off on any pranking for tonight and keep any macking on each other in one cabin. Keep it calm-er the first night. But you won't BELIEVE the activities we have planned for tomorrow!" The boys looked at her uneasily.
Naomi poked Mike. "Mikes, you'll make sure that happens right? And call us if any of the boys are getting to friendly... so we can watch. You know how voyeuristic we can be." She turned back around. "Although believe it or not, we will leave you alone at some point."
Kelsey blew them all kisses and cartwheeled out of the room. Walking was just to easy. Naomi followed behind. "See you all very soon!"
"We got 10 minutes." Kelsey said.
Naomi rubbed her hands together, a mischievious glint in her eye. "Then on to the next cabin."
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"So, I guess all of you missed us, right?" Kelsey asked them climbing onto the top bunk occupied by Andy. Adam, Quinn, Steve and Spencer nodded. "Oh, so you didn't miss us then?" Kelsey inched closer to the red head, poised to attack.
"Well, not really," He said pushing his glasses up teh bridge of his nose. Kelsey jumped on jim and began tickling him relentlessly. "Okay! Okay! I missed you, too!" he managed through his laughter.
"Let that be a lesson," Naomi said, swinging around Noodles like a pole. "Lie if you don't want to get tortured. And Andy, you may wanna watch your ass. A few of the others are gonna meet at twenty-three hundred hours to plan a prank against you," she turned and winked at Adam and Quinn. "And don't worry, it won't involve nudity. I think we learned our lesson from that one last year!" She said, stopping her spinning.
Kelsey hopped off of the bed and walked over to Quinn, tapping his butt. "Now we know Quinn really is 'All Man'!" Everyone chuckled.
"Sorry to cut our visit short, but we've gotten be down in the Great Hall early. See you later," Kelsey grabbed Naomi's hand and lead her out the door. All the way down the steps, Naomi could be hear d shouting "But I don't wanna set a good example!"
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"Boys, you are the rock stars of the future. Welcome to Camp and if you've already been here, welcome back." Mama Bear smiled as her yearly speech ended. "Now go stuff your faces. You're all too thin."
With that she got off the stage and the boys moved from the tables to go get tonight's dinner.
William sat down at a random table and began to pick at his food, grimacing. Patrick sat next to him and grinned.
"Come on the food here isn't that bad!" he said.
William looked up, "Oh, no your right, it's not." He shoveled some vegitables into his mouth with a fork. "Yummy," he said with his mouth full. Patrick turned away to talk to Danny and William nearly spat out the food. He forced himself to swallow.
Across the hall Frank Iero stood on top of one of the tables, "Who wants to be pierced?" he asked, loudly and a little frightenly. No one paid him much attention except maybe Ryan. He wasn't interested in a piercing, thanks very much, but he thought, maybe he was interested in something else.
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Hell, he had nothing to loose, well except maybe some virgin flesh (no, not like that you perverts) and some of his innocence, so he walked over to the boy.
"Come on you only bleed for a few seconds. And I've done all my own stuff! I promise you're not any more likely to get infected if you were to do it in a parlor. Please!" He was telling the boy with the mullet.
"Frank, not that I'm opposed to having you ram a needle through any part of my body, but didn't you get in trouble for tattooing some kid last year?" Mullet boy asked, picking at his vegtables with a fork.
"Who The Butcher? He's fine. He loves the work I've done and I didn't give him like AIDS or anything. C'mon Harry, let me pierce you!" Frank begged. "I'll think about it," Harry replied and turned back to his food.
"Uh, hi," Dougie said quietly. "I'm Dougie," The tattooed boy turned around and looked Dougie squarely in the eyes. "I'm Frank. Do you want something?"
It was now or never. "I, uh... I'm interesting in your, uh, service.," Dougie stumbled. "God kid. You make me sound like a prostitute. What are you interested in peircing or tattoo?"
"Peircing," the blond said without thinking.
"Great! Have a seat and tell me where you want it!" Frank bounced slightly in his seat. Dougie sat down a bit hesitantly and thought over where he was gonna get a peircing.
"Well," the British boy started, "I kinda want my lip done, but I can't 'cuz I play flute," This earned a small snicker from Frank. "So I guess I could do my ears..."
"That's cool. So come by Rainbow Cabin A, and I'll fuck with your body,"
Dougie looked a bit worried at the expression on the other boys face. Then he remembered, he had no idea where any of the other cabins were. "I really don't know where that it," Dougie said, running a spoon through his pudding.
"Oh yea, I forgot your Fresh Meat. I'll come by your cabin then. Sparkly, right?" Frank asked. Dougie nodded. "Great Jepha wants a new tat anyway. I'll see you after dinner then!" Frank said, getting up and going to ask anyone else if he could 'mutilate and fuck with their bodies'. Dougie sighed; what had he just gotten himself into?
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"What the hell?" Dougie said.
"I have to make sure no one sees me. Duh." Frank said from under black cloth. Dougie pulled it off him and Frank pouted.
Ray walked in the room took a look at Frank then Dougie and rolled his eyes. Not saying a word he went to take Jeph's place in a poker game against Pete and Bill.
Jeph then sidled up to the other two and kissed Frank on the cheek, "Sup dude. I'm thinking about getting my eyebrow pierced."
"Sure man whatever," Frank said. "Let me do the little man over here first dude."
"Little man?" Dougie glared.
Frank made a point of looked at the front of Dougie's jeans, leering and saying, "Yes, little."
Dougie muttered something about sexual harassment and told Frank to get on with it.
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"Here," Frank handed the younger boy a wooden bar. "Put it in your mouth to muffle the screams," he added at the blond's puzzled look.
"You want both ears right?" Frank asked, pulling out a bottle of antiseptic and a rather large needle. Dougie nodded.
"Put that in your mouth," Frank instructed again, cleaning off Dougie's left ear and pulling on a rubber glove. "Just lobes?"
The blond nodded again.
"Jepha, get that chair so he can sit down," Frank said cleaning off the needle. Jepha got the chair and the Britsh boy sat down nervously.
"Ready?" Frank asked, needle poised. Dougie gulped and nodded.
Dougie was admiring himself in the mirror. "Wow, that looks pretty good," he murmured.
"I told you I did good work. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other with participants," Frank said, packing up his stuff. He walked out the door and off to whichever cabin the next insane person willing to have Frank mess with their body using a needle was.
"I still think mine looks better," Jeph bragged, running his fingers down his ears. The raven haired boy had opted to just enlarge the gauge of his plugs.
Just then, Squirrel popped her head through the door. "Music Hour," she said, then disappeared again.
"What's that?" Dougie asked Jeph, who was currently trying to untangle his guitar case from whatever else was under the bed he had claimed. "It's an hour at random points in the day where you can do anything related to music," Jeph grunted in triumph as he got his case out.
"Great," the blond muttered, climbing into his bunk to play his flute.
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Tom took one look at Dougie's ears and said, "Jesus. When I told you to go socialize, I didn't think you'd get your ears pierced!"
"What do you expect? You sent me to socialize with the kid trying to pierce people, naturally, I end up pierced." Dougie retorted. "Who did YOU socialize with mister?"
"For your information I was talking to this kid Danny about maybe being in a band together for the end of Camp 'Battle of the Bands.'" Tom said.
"But... wouldn't we be in a band together?" Dougie asked, eyebrow furrowed.
"You know we would it's just, well come on Dougie flute?" Tom took Dougie's hand, but the younger blond took it back.
"What's wrong with flute?"
"It's not a great instrument for a band," Tom said.
"Well," Dougie crossed his arms, "I'll learn one then. I'll play bass!"
"How are you gonna learn bass?"
"I'll get Pete Wentz to teach me!" Dougie said stubbornly.
"You're so cute when you're mad," Tom put an arm around his friend and smiled. "If you can get Wentz to teach you, of course you can be in the band."
Dougie smiled too. They started towards one of the music rooms, passing a group of kids singing "Seasons of Love" from Rent and another group banging on trash cans.
"Ready?" Tom asked and they went into Gryffindor Tower (which is what the music room was called.)
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"Let's just go back outside, the drums are gonna be too loud," Dougie said over the banging from the back of the room. Tom nodded and walked from the room. They sat on a bench outside and opened their cases. The singers - William, Gabe, Danny, Brendon, Patrick, Shaant, and Steve - had moved on to another song from Rent, La Vie Bohmeme.
"What is it with them and that movie?" Tom asked, tuning his guitar.
"What's with you and 'Wicked'?" Tom pulled a face. "At least I don't go around singing songs from it!" Tom complained, plucking a few strings. Dougie just rolled his eyes.
The newly peirced blond pulled his flute to his lips and blew a few notes. He was quickly distracted by the lyrics of the song being sung.
"Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion. Creation, vacation, mucho masturbation!"
Both blonds turned to see Shaant [I changed it because of the whole thing with Gabe on the bus]grinning and shrugging. "Grand passion to fashion, to passion, when it's new. To Sontag, to Sandheim, to anything taboo," Steve and Brendon ran their hands on each other and kissed quickly on the lips before continuing the song.
"Screw it!" Dougie took apart his flute and put it up. He got up and walked off.
"Where are you going?!" Tom shouted after after.
"I mind as well have Pete teach me now," Dougie said over his shoulder, heading for The Sparkly Cabin.
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The other boys looked up. "Oh hi," Jeph said, "Did you want something?"
Dougie nodded, "Pete?"
Jeph turned away from Dougie to bite Dan's neck. He pointed to the bathroom. Dougie remembered to knock this time.
"Come in."
"SHIT!" Dougie exclaimed again. There in the bathroom was Pete, willy half out, bleaching his pubes. "What the fuck are you doing man?"
Pete grinned, "I'm thinking of dyeing them rainbow, you know, to give anybody down there a pleasant surprise."
Dougie thought about it for a second, "Makes sense to me, but could you do it later? It is Music Hour after all."
"Only nerds play music during music hour. I like to do it during craft hour." Pete said matter-of-factly.
"Well could you make an exception? I need a favor." Dougie crossed his fingers.
Pete's grin turned a little feral. He sat there, pants still down a little, and crossed his arms, "I'm listening."
"I need you to teach me to play bass."
Pete was surprised and a little disappointed though he didn't show it. That was all?
"Sure, babe. But you gotta do something for me too."
Dougie gulped.
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Dougie turned and left the cabin in search for Matt. After wandering aimlessly for what seemed like forever, Dougie came across Bob and Mikey. The unfortunate part, they were connected by the mouth, and it looked like Bob was moments away from second base.
Dougie cleared his throat. The two jumped apart. "Where's Matt?" Dougie asked, trying to advert his eyes from the clearly visable bulge in Mikey's jeans.
"I, uh think he's in the cabin," Bob coughed and pointed in the direction of 3A. Dougie muttered a thanks and left the two to go back to their business.
The door of 3A was open and a loud guitar riff was playing. "Matt?" Dougie peered in through the doorway. The boy was sitting in a chair in front of a mirror, coloring part of his now green hair, bleach white. "Hmm?" The boy looked up and gestured for him to come in.
"I need dye for Pete's pubes." The blond said plainly. "Ah, he's actually going through with it. Brilliant!" Matt said putting his dye down on his chair and walking over to the bunks.
"Eww, get away from me, you semll like isproply alcohol!" came a voice from the bunks.
"Then get out of *my* bunk!" Matt said leaning down to get his bag out from under the bed.
"Here," Matt tossed a bag to Dougie. "But on one condition, put this in Ray's shampoo bottle tonight for me 'kay? Do that or no dye for Petey's crotch," Matt held up a white bottle and handed it to Dougie.
The blond nodded. "It won't do anything bad will it?" he asked worriedly.
"No, just turn his hair pink," Matt smiled and went back to his own hair. Dougie took the dye and started the walk back to Sparkly Cabin. First day and he was helping osmeone dye their pubes rainbow, and turning someone's afro pink just so he could learn to play bass.
What kind of camp was this? Dougie sighed and trudged the remaining distance to 1A.
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"Pete?" The door opened.
"Babe!" Pete shrieked and dragged Dougie into the bathroom.
"Why do you keep calling me that?" Dougie asked.
Pete pinched his cheek and didn't reply. "So you got the stuff?"
"It's not drugs dude, it's dye. Here." Dougie handed Pete the stuff. "Matt said I have to do something for him too."
"Oh yea?"
"He wants me to put something in Ray's shampoo," Dougie said told him.
Pete fell over laughing. Dougie kicked him. "What's so funny, it's just going to dye his hair pink?"
"No, honey, that's gone dye his hair invisible."
"Huh?"
Pete sighed, "Every year someone attempts to get Nair into Ray's shampoo. They're all jealous of the fro I'm sure and it would be a spectacular prank. But no one's been able to do it. Last guy ended up tied naked to a tree, completely shaven from head to toe. Ray had painted a smiley face on his cheek. He's too good. You're never gonna get that into his shampoo, he probably sniffs it every time."
Dougie laughed, evilly. "I'll find a way to get in in without him knowning."
"Whatever little dude. In the mean time, want to help me dye my happy trail? Maybe later I'll let you taste the rainbow." Pete said suggestively.
Dougie looked at Pete, "No thanks. Besides, you can do that later, teach me bass now!"
Dougie grabbed Pete's hand and pulled him out of the bathroom and out the door. He really hoped that he didn't see Gerard and Ray "playing superheroes" on their way out.
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"You two look so cute!" William squealed, tossing his jacket on the floor.
"I know, right?" Pete responded, kissing Dougie's cheek. The British boy's cheeks reddened slightly.
Meanwhile, Naomi was planning to torment the auburn haired boy in cabin 3B.
"What happened to twenty-three hundred hours?" Quinn asked, poking Adam in the sides.
"I didn't feel like waiting. Now we need to come up with somehting good!"
"How about the shaving cream trick?" Adam suggested, squirming as Quinn poked him again.
"Too boring," Naomi said, tugging her hat down onto her head further.
"I know!" Quinn exclaimed, "We dye his pubes glow in the dark! It'll be a surprise for him and his boyfriend!" Naomi thought this over for a second. "It's perfect!"
"I'll be back!" She shouted dashing out the door and to the Magic Cabin; Matt was sure to have some glow in the dark hair dye.
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Matt put the dye in his coat and saluted. He and the others made their way to the Caramel Cabin. Before they made it through the door however, they heard giggling. All of a sudden,
"AMBUSH!!!"
someone let out a battle cry and they were pelted with balloons filled with some slimey substance. Then, buckets of feathers were dumped over their heads. They looked like big chickens. Andy emerged from the bushes.
"Don't MESS with me!" he laughed. He, Steve and Spencer ran inside giggling.
"Bitches." Naomi said, trying to conceal the growing smile on her face.
She left the other two and marched the back to the cabin she shared with Kelsey. She heard more giggling coming from the bushes. But this time some moaning accomponied them as well. She grinned evilly.
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