SAM AND THE BIG BLUE BUCKET
PART one
sam was a boy. he stared at the lufa in the shower. he loved lufa and the way it rolled off his tounge. Llllllllufa. he stuck the lufa up his ass and ate a peice of film. he went to a cantor. he ate chow mein. he told the cantor that he ate chow mein. the cantor agreed. then he took the lufa to his friend Mildred. Mildred put the lufa in ketchup and fed it to her pet mammoth. then sam and mildred went to erkel's house. erkel was fixing his binoculars as they walked in. "hello," someone in south africa said. erkel was gay. he gave his binoculars a blowjob. then he went to wash up. sam yelled, "what the fuck are you doing?!" erkel replied, "my binoculars". then the three of them went to the park. mildred and erkel saw a blue bucket. Sam didnt see it. they all went to a park called "Nun Park". erkel found a pair of binoculars. he ate them. YUMMY! they went to the beach. sam saw a big blue bucket. erkel and mildred didn't see the bucket. then, since sam was a cannibal, he ate mildred. she was yummy.
dont you hate it when people mistake you for a lesbian? yeah, thats how sam felt when he had to go home. he waved goodbye to erkel and mildred, and headed home. on the way home, he saw another big blue bucket. he kept walking. he got home in 58 seconds. he took a shower and woke up. he was ready to go to school. he went to school. at school, he saw a big blue bucket. he thought to himself, "if there's one thing that doesn't remind me of the bucket in my dream, it's the bucket i'm staring at. Yeah, you heard me, the one that looks just like it. either that, or your mom's dick!" he had a fun day at school and went home. what happened that night? you'll find out in SAM AND THE BIG BLUE BUCKET PART two.
- - written by Isaac Siegel. aren't you proud?
sam was a boy. he stared at the lufa in the shower. he loved lufa and the way it rolled off his tounge. Llllllllufa. he stuck the lufa up his ass and ate a peice of film. he went to a cantor. he ate chow mein. he told the cantor that he ate chow mein. the cantor agreed. then he took the lufa to his friend Mildred. Mildred put the lufa in ketchup and fed it to her pet mammoth. then sam and mildred went to erkel's house. erkel was fixing his binoculars as they walked in. "hello," someone in south africa said. erkel was gay. he gave his binoculars a blowjob. then he went to wash up. sam yelled, "what the fuck are you doing?!" erkel replied, "my binoculars". then the three of them went to the park. mildred and erkel saw a blue bucket. Sam didnt see it. they all went to a park called "Nun Park". erkel found a pair of binoculars. he ate them. YUMMY! they went to the beach. sam saw a big blue bucket. erkel and mildred didn't see the bucket. then, since sam was a cannibal, he ate mildred. she was yummy.
dont you hate it when people mistake you for a lesbian? yeah, thats how sam felt when he had to go home. he waved goodbye to erkel and mildred, and headed home. on the way home, he saw another big blue bucket. he kept walking. he got home in 58 seconds. he took a shower and woke up. he was ready to go to school. he went to school. at school, he saw a big blue bucket. he thought to himself, "if there's one thing that doesn't remind me of the bucket in my dream, it's the bucket i'm staring at. Yeah, you heard me, the one that looks just like it. either that, or your mom's dick!" he had a fun day at school and went home. what happened that night? you'll find out in SAM AND THE BIG BLUE BUCKET PART two.
- - written by Isaac Siegel. aren't you proud?