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Oct 03, 2005 15:59

Alright LJ won't let me do rich text so instead of a picture I'll just do some Homer quotes:

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!"
heres a website I don't want to write anymore
http://www.allgreatquotes.com/simpsons_quotes_homer5.shtml
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