What?
I am bloated with amazing Pakistani food. That is not why I write this. I write this because I am baffled.
A diner appeared at a nearby table. He was an Arab man, a wife and mother--both dressed in full, head-to-toe abayas--by his side, and a baby in a stroller. The man wore baggy cargo shorts, a trucker hat, and uneven stubble and sideburns, and an oversized T-shirt hanging off of a small, but visible beer belly.
The black T-shirt featured the following three words, in colorful, Westboro Baptist Church font: "GOD HATES BEST."
Huh?