.*.) !Apples! (.*.
Apples!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just grab the rotten apples on the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're AMAZING. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.