I have to be quick.
Three rather bothersome things about my life in Alaska:
(once again, this post is not fitting with maintaining a positive aura, but I'm, beyond caring.)
1. I get fifteen minutes on a computer at a time, the keys stick, and I can't instant message. Not to mention I'm typing this from the slowest computer on the face of the Earth! So basicaly I'm living in the stone age...the iron age...the ice age, yes, that's the most appropriate.
2. The tourist season hasn't quite started here (so everything is on sale!), but it will start in a couple of days. The restaurant that I work at isn't ready for business. we don't even have menus or micros yet, but they're planning on opening to customers in 2 days. OMG. It's so chaotic. Nobody knows what is going on. The managers are clueless, as are the servers, and the whole population of Denali. I'm experiencing chaos theory first hand.
3. The sun never shines here; it's always light outside, an irritating paradox that vexs me to no end. The weather is always overcast, it's depressing us (Andrea and me).
My fiftenn fucking minutes are up. However, I will end this post on a positive note.
I experience the BEST corny pick up line of my life yesterday. I was walking into the storage room in the kitchen of the restaurant, when cook stopped me. He took my arm and held a meat thermometer to it. "Just as I suspected, " he said, "Hot." I must admit, however creeped out I was during the fact, it was funny.
Bye,
Bridge
(once again, this post is not fitting with maintaining a positive aura, but I'm, beyond caring.)
1. I get fifteen minutes on a computer at a time, the keys stick, and I can't instant message. Not to mention I'm typing this from the slowest computer on the face of the Earth! So basicaly I'm living in the stone age...the iron age...the ice age, yes, that's the most appropriate.
2. The tourist season hasn't quite started here (so everything is on sale!), but it will start in a couple of days. The restaurant that I work at isn't ready for business. we don't even have menus or micros yet, but they're planning on opening to customers in 2 days. OMG. It's so chaotic. Nobody knows what is going on. The managers are clueless, as are the servers, and the whole population of Denali. I'm experiencing chaos theory first hand.
3. The sun never shines here; it's always light outside, an irritating paradox that vexs me to no end. The weather is always overcast, it's depressing us (Andrea and me).
My fiftenn fucking minutes are up. However, I will end this post on a positive note.
I experience the BEST corny pick up line of my life yesterday. I was walking into the storage room in the kitchen of the restaurant, when cook stopped me. He took my arm and held a meat thermometer to it. "Just as I suspected, " he said, "Hot." I must admit, however creeped out I was during the fact, it was funny.
Bye,
Bridge