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[i_hate_crawly]

When a was writing my drabbles snarkyperson and draconn_malfoy said that I should humiliate that angel shagging virgin Crawly by writing a fic in which an angel takes his virginity. The idea made me sick to my stomach, but I thought that I should expand my creative horizons by writing it, so I got my beta reader to write the really sickening bits and this is therefore a

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[lumelle]

::claps hands:: Excellent, my dear Duke Ligur. I bet Crawly is dying at the very moment from humiliation. I mean, it's not like he would ever get shagged by an angel ::coughAziraphalecough:: and even less have somebody claim that he has done it already. This is definitely a testament to your genius, and I also congratulate your beta reader for forcing herself to go through such a disgusting task as to write the actual shagging part.

::offers you frizzled snake crisps:: More please?

[i_hate_crawly]

See 'ow far I'll go for my art. Reckon that Crowley won't dare to show his face around 'ere once he's seen this. I've sent copies to a few of my fellow fiends downstairs so 'opefully they'll 'ave a good laugh at his expense too.

Don't know 'ow Dreya managed to write the angelsex bit myself. Clearly 'as a stronger stomach than I thought.

::offers you frizzled snake crisps::

*Greedily grabs handful*

Mmm best flavour ever.

More please?

Well, it might take a while for the nausea to subside. But I might 'ave a go, just 'ave to fink of 'ow Crawly could humiliate himself next.

[lumelle]

Well, wouldn't it be horribly humiliating for him to be confessing his eternal love for an angel just as a mighty and feared Duke of Hell happens to come by? If you or Dreya can stomach writing something that horrible, that is.

Or be caught doing something as human-like and homely as baking an apple pie, perhaps? He might actually do that, you know. Apples mark his only even somehow successful mission as a demon -- he did cause trouble back then.

Oh! Oh! Or have him bring chocolate and flowers to that angel like some mortal man hopelessly in love! And then the angel could embarrass him by reminding that he's not a woman if Crowley's managed to miss that and Crowley would realize that he's no good even at loving angels. But he couldn't even give up because he's completely infatuated with the poncy angel and they go on with their horribly nauseating love.

[i_hate_crawly]

Well, wouldn't it be horribly humiliating for him to be confessing his eternal love for an angel just as a mighty and feared Duke of Hell happens to come by? If you or Dreya can stomach writing something that horrible, that is.

Bloody 'eaven that would be dead humiliating for 'im. Especially if the might and feared Duke of Hell had one of them 'digital cameras' on 'im. You sure you're not a demon, 'cos this sounds like a demonic suggestion to me? For some reason Dreya seems to like writing that sort of fing more than she does proper stories about mighty and terrifying Demon Lords.

Or be caught doing something as human-like and homely as baking an apple pie, perhaps? He might actually do that, you know. Apples mark his only even somehow successful mission as a demon -- he did cause trouble back then.Yeah, one bloody sucess in 6000 years, bloody pathetic. Don't see why Nagini's still got a chip on 'er shoulder about that one, all he did was get a couple of people to steal an apple, not true test of demonhood if you ask me. Bet he

[i_hate_crawly]

Dead right it's excellent. Took me a whole half hour to write (an' that didn't include the bits wot my beta reader did).

Well deserved, too!

Fanks, knew they'd be people out there wot recognise wot my infernal potential is.

[snarkyperson]

Truly your literary genius never fails to astound me, even the, er, disgusting bits that your beta did. I think you should have her do more, just so we can all marvel at what an awful demon Crawly is. -nodnod-

[i_hate_crawly]

I clearly 'ave an infernal gift for creating works of great literature (and they're not 'thinly disguised revenge fantasies' like wot some people 'ave said). I will certainly fink about making my beta write more disgusting bits to illustrate how rubbish at being a demon Crawly is, even if it does pain me to then read 'em and put in the authors notes, such is my dedication to my craft.

[uthrodiel]

Dear Ligur, Future Prince-of-Hell,
It is with great gnashing of teeth and painfilled wailing that I congratulate you of a job demonically-done! Your story was anti-wonderful! I have long been a fan of yours, and I was thrilled to see you writing some erotica finally! Oh, and don't feel bad about the angelsex bits- just think of it this way, you have done your part in corrupting and causing impure thoughts to all of the fangirls that read your fics~ So, even if it is disgusting to think about, think of all the condeming of souls you are doing! So, I wish to encourage you to write more :-)
Sincerely,
Future-Condemned-Soul # 439,943,349,394,934,493
(also known as Aly)
P.S. Yay for Dreya!

[i_hate_crawly]

Dear Future-Condemned-Soul # 439,943,349,394,934,493 AKA Aly,
I am dead glad that this work of great literature 'ad such an impact on you. As an artist the greatest reward I can get is some new souls for Satan our Master and some wailing and knashing. It may be dead distateful to 'ave my beta write the angelsex bits, but if it gets my souls damned rating up then it is worth it. Though I am still dead puzzled about why all of you lot like to read about Crawly an' some angel - is it the masochism fing wot people sometimes talk about? You encouragement 'as spurred me on to fink about bigger and worser projects.
With Infernal Wishes,
Duke Ligur, Future Prince-of-Hell
P.S. Dreya says fanks

[frstelf]

Oh my Someone, it's just so wonderfully awful! And I applaud you, Duke Ligur, for having the strength to write such disgusting subject matter. And I love your author notes.

Dreya? I love you I love you I love you. There are no. words. XD

[i_hate_crawly]

See I told that bloody beta reader of mine that the authors notes add somefing to the fic *Feels vindicated*. I must admit that I spent a while deliberating over whether I could write somefing so sickening to all wrong finking demons, but I fought of all my fans out there and new that I couldn't dissappoint them.

Thank you :D Though I do fear what he'll have me write with him next