dirge three: disturbed

[hyuugaxdirges]

...

I don't believe I know half of these people.

...

And Kaito-san came up twice.

Edit:since this stupid thing cannot be taken seriously...and I think I'm mental today'Sonotapirate,' whoever you are: Don't, I dislike chocolate. Vanilla's okay though

Comments

[vindicatedly]

It showed up twice because its meant to be, Neji.

[hyuugaxdirges]

You know what. You're absofuckinglutely right. Kaito and I are definitely going to run off and elope. And then he's going to screw my tight ass into a wall.

-expressionless-

[vindicatedly]

Don't forget to take photographs.

[hyuugaxdirges]

So you can jerk off to it? Sure.

[vindicatedly]

If I liked men as much, I'd aim right for the eyes.

[hyuugaxdirges]

Oh, you know what? Go for the hair, since that's what you think I'm using for shampoo.

[vindicatedly]

Neji, no. I use mayonnaise and olive oil like a true primadonna.

[hyuugaxdirges]

That's nearly a step up from semen, isn't it?

[vindicatedly]

How on earth would I know how semen is like?

[hyuugaxdirges]

That's what we all want to know, isn't it?

[vindicatedly]

Sorry. I'm not a flaming homosexual like Kaito is.

[hyuugaxdirges]

Are you sure you aren't?

[vindicatedly]

No. Just because I share a bed with another man doesn't make me a queer.

[hyuugaxdirges]

I'm fairly certain having sex with somebody of the same gender makes you gay or bisexual, Uchiha. Or just desperate to get laid.

[vindicatedly]

Please. Sharing the same bed in our case does not equate to sex, Neji.

[hyuugaxdirges]

But you don't deny that you have had sex.