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Oct 25, 2006 07:34

Past couple of days my co-workers and I have been particularly entertained by the fact that I might actually have found a woman 'worth my time'. lol. And of coursem we can't leave it at that. :P

We've already speculated she is a 'he', abd a blow-up-doll no less. XD HAHAHA! Oh god, the lot of us were almost in tears when we were done talking about the whole thing. XD It started out as me saying; "Well, I think I might have found my ideal woman." Sheryl was happy I actually told her this time lol..last time I found a 'potential', I only told Ron and she got sooooome mad at me. XD Well any way. I informed her that she's taking off for Korea to teach for a year, and Sheryl grins and makes the crack; "Uh huh. why don't you just blow her up, and bring her in to meet us? You don't have to lie, Jeremy."

I couldn't. Stop. Laughing. Ron came up and joiend in, I can't remember what he said but it only got me laughing harder. Eheheh! In the end, I wound up jokingly throwing a fit because ron; "Burst her with his '6 inches'." The '6 inches' thing is a long-standing joke we have. You hold your fingers about 2 inches apart, and say; "Betty can't judge distance because She's always been told this is 6 inches." Betty being Rons' wife.

yesterday the joke got a little more in-depth, and I made a crack about my doll being male, milatto(as I 'couldn't handle black'), and named 'Bubba'. *eye roll. snicker.* Yea, I know, very cheesy/lame. Well, Terry-Anne just grinned and replied; "Why don't you bring him in to work? Get yourself a nooner!" God the conversation only got worse after that remark. XD I can't remember half of what was said, though.. XD

These women are more perverted than I am! It's awesome. XD

Of course, clueless little Joanna just stands there with her mouth hanging open because she doesn't understand sexual humour, and is too slow to get the jokes. Pfeh! "You guys are sick!" Is all she ever says. :P

She came in smiligng one day(this is a first for her--she doesn't smile--like ever :P), and I playfully quipped that she must have gotten laid. she was so flustered, she turned red, faced me and said; "It's none of your business if I did!" Terry-Anne and I just looked at each other and started roaring. She's such an easy mark.

...lol. She actually thinks people sticking their tongues out at each other means you're 'lesbian'. In her defense, a TA that helps us out periodically over the weekends informed her it's a "lesbian with a hard-on". Hahaha. ..so gullible! HAH!

My god have I ever been toying with that poor girl. Just getting under her skin and annoying the shit out of her..and it's SO MUCH FUN! ..god I've felt like me lately..I know I already said it but...! YES! XD I'M BACK! FUCKIN' A!

...and what's with every one telling me that "Amanda is good for me.", "You need to get attached to someone like her, that won't hurt you.", etc? ..since when is it so necessary to be in love? O.o; People keep congratulating me, too. ..it's..uhm..wierd.

Humm. Tales of the Abbyss ROCKS. I love the music, the batles, and the characters. Well, except for the main character; Luke gets on your nerves REALLY fast--as he reminds me of every spoiled-rotten little brat I've ever been forced to deal with. :P Not a fan of spoiled people..

*Sighs a bit.* Alright. So Amanda has stressed that she wats me to go see her in Korea--I'm going, but not just to see her--this helps me fulfill my ambition of seeing more of this world. I intend to visit every country, city, and town I want before the end of my days! ..it's an incredible double-benefeit that I also get to spend time with a woman that just..blows my mind while I'm there. Yes, I'm saving. :p I have every thing I want besides four games, and two cds. ..and I can buy them one at a time over the next five or 6 months. Any other games I want? Don't even HAVE release dates cscheduled for 2k7 yet. Haha. XD Besides..both Amanda and my goal of seeingthe world..and far more important than my search for good music and games.

Alright. I have to go exercise, hop in the shower, and otherwise get ready for work. Hope every one is doing well.
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