Too funny

[hyuga]

And I know these are old, but every time I think about them I still burst into laughter:




Today after the test we had to write recipies and then present them to the class. Since I don't know how to cook anything that doesn't involve dumping something into boiling water, dumping something into boiling oil, or tossing something on a grill (grilled eel every week!) I wrote this:

僕の何でもの作り方：
材料：　沢山お金
１）まず、料理の鉄人を雇う
２）次に何でも好きな料理を作ってもらう。
３）最後、払えぞ

My recipie for anything:
ingredients: lots of money
1) First, hire an Iron Chef.
2) Next, have him make whatever you like for you.
3) Finally, pay up.

Mwahahaha, Old-sensei hit me and went "iyaaanaaaa" in that nasal tone of hers.