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Sep 28, 2002 03:22

So my roommate comes home piss drunk, and proceeds to put a hamburger patty from the freezer on a frying pan, pour half a bottle of A1 steak sauce over it, and then walk over to the living room and fall asleep in the armchair (which I need to go get him out of before he pisses on it). Fortunately I'm still awake despite having been awake now for 26 hours, and I was able to turn the stove off before anything disastrous happens. Now there's burnt A1 steak sauce splattered all over the kitchen, the reek of dead cow fills the apartment, and I have a few minor burns.

hawaii, funny

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