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Dear Santa,
On the 23rd December 2007 I made a request to your Presents and Services department that I be sent a private yacht, moored in the Bahamas, as a Christmas present. Imagine my surprise and disappointment then, when I woke up on the morning of Christmas Day with an incurable addiction to the "power metal" band Dragonforce.
While I realise this is a busy time of the year for you and mistakes occur, I would appreciate it if you could rectify your mistake at the earliest possible convenience.
Yours (roaring with the heart of a dragon),
R. C. James Harlow.
On the 23rd December 2007 I made a request to your Presents and Services department that I be sent a private yacht, moored in the Bahamas, as a Christmas present. Imagine my surprise and disappointment then, when I woke up on the morning of Christmas Day with an incurable addiction to the "power metal" band Dragonforce.
While I realise this is a busy time of the year for you and mistakes occur, I would appreciate it if you could rectify your mistake at the earliest possible convenience.
Yours (roaring with the heart of a dragon),
R. C. James Harlow.