Randall Munroe, the author of xkcd, apparently sick of financial news, put up
a goofy short story on his blog. An excerpt:
"Bernanke, trying not to slip in the patches of blood on the floor, struggled with Greenspan. The older man moved like a snake that moved like a former Fed Chairman who moved like a ninja. At last, Bernanke got a solid grip on Greenspan’s collar and hurled him through the fourth wall, knocking you to the ground."
I'm still wheezing. $%#& hilarious.
Can't wait for the novel.