I'd rather embarass myself in one post.

[hyrules_hero]

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ATTENTION ALL SINGLE MEN.

Could you please reply here with your name, age and favorite food?

Thank you!

edit: !!! THIS ISN'T FOR ME! D: I'M DOING THIS FOR SOMEONE!

Comments

[lazy_vassal]

...Hello cutie♥

[hyrules_hero]

Uhm...

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Don'tgetanyideas. This sin't for me, I'm doing this for a job...

[lazy_vassal]

...You're still cute♥

[hyrules_hero]

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[lazy_vassal]

♥~

[hyrules_hero]

Pleasedon'tdothat.

[lazy_vassal]

Why?

[hyrules_hero]

It's making me uncomfortable. >>;

[lazy_vassal]

...I can make you feel comfortable then~!

[hyrules_hero]

No thanks...

[lazy_vassal]

Boo...

[hyrules_hero]

... Sorry?

[lazy_vassal]

...Will you take me out on a date?

[hyrules_hero]

D: what?

[ kukuku. XD If he REQUESTS it, Link will HAVE to. *mean mean mun* ]

[lazy_vassal]

[[XDDD muahahahahahah]]

Take me out on a date!

[hyrules_hero]

But! I.. I'm not!

...

Fine.