Okay, I know I need to be stopped. Clearly I'm not adjusting well to having all this free time on my hands. But this made me laugh out loud.
Pilfered from
liz_lowlife.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, hypoxiaddict sent to me...
Twelve brains drumming
Eleven cats piping
Ten boots a-leaping
Nine bats dancing
Eight mountains a-milking
Seven politics a-modelling
Six corsets a-dancing
Five shi-i-i-iny things
Four sleep disorders
Three dan simmons
Two sharp things
...and a schizophrenia in a sin city.