+ + 004 + +
[[He's not even bothered to filter]]
Mister Lavi, you're needed at the Nurse's Office.
And to all the students, I wouldn't recommend the Cafeteria. It might cause stomach upset, no? And you wouldn't believe the state of the kitchen.
[[OOC: Not that he did it (of course not! He would never consider it), but anyone venturing into the kitchen might find some (most) appliances in need of a few replacement parts (or, you know...all new parts). Perhaps. But we are entirely innocent.]]
Mister Lavi, you're needed at the Nurse's Office.
And to all the students, I wouldn't recommend the Cafeteria. It might cause stomach upset, no? And you wouldn't believe the state of the kitchen.
[[OOC: Not that he did it (of course not! He would never consider it), but anyone venturing into the kitchen might find some (most) appliances in need of a few replacement parts (or, you know...all new parts). Perhaps. But we are entirely innocent.]]