Patty and Selma's greatest moments!
I'm severely bored this summer and have far too much time on my hands. So this is the result when I'm allowed to dwindle in the world of fandom for too long.
One of the biggest jokes/totally serious matters about the character of Cuddy is her boobs/boobies/tits/titties whatever you want to call them. She's known for wearing extremely low cut tops to work and House's comments about them are somewhat legendary. Say what you will about Cuddy (seriously don't actually you must love her unconditionally lol) you can't deny that she has a pair of great yaboos. So this is a picspam dedicated to the top 25 Patty and Selma moments.
20) Pilot (1x01)
It’s the first time we’re introduced to Cuddy and her low cut tops. How could I not include it in the list?
19) Last Resort (5x09)
"She might be armed, might have her deliver it shirtless"
This line makes me laugh every time. It’s definitely an ode to Cuddy’s boobs if even at gunpoint all House can think about is Patty and Selma.
18) Cane and Able (3x02)
House: First tell me what's going on with the boobs....they're firmer
Cuddy: It's called an underwire
LOLZ forever at these caps, look how much House is ogling/scrutinizing Cuddy’s boobs! Well don’t worry that particular sweater makes a second appearance in this list.
17) No More Mr. Nice Guy (4x13)
"Because we're looking at your boobs"
Aw I love this scene for other obvious reasons, but what House says here is totally true. Sometimes it’s hard to hear what Cuddy’s saying over the awe inspiring awesomeness that is her boobs
16) Control (1x14)
Here’s where the boobs actually start playing a role LOL. I freaking adore the contrast we’ve got in these pictures. You’ve got her wearing a suit jacket, her hair pulled back, and pearls (all very respectable work clothes) and then she pulls out that top…lol she might as well be wearing only the suit jacket, the top leaves nothing to be imagined. Got to love her.
15) Instant Karma (6x05)
So I couldn’t find one cap of House staring at Cuddy’s boobs here, wow Mayfield certainly did a lot! Luckily for Cuddy, fangirls like me haven’t learned that objectifying people is wrong and did more than House’s fair share of it!
14) Who's Your Daddy? (2x23)
GUYS, there’s a fucking zipper. FOR WHAT EASY ACCESS!!!???? Cuddy needs to own more clothes with zippers, especially for season 7…..ESPECIALLY.
13) Wilson (6x10)
1) Why doesn't Cuddy wear red more often, it's gorgeous, seriously gorgeous
2) OMG THAT TOP is amazing, like I would want to own it
3) BOOBIES. How could Wilson think about his liver in a time like this? IS HE EVEN A MAN?
12) 5 to 9 (6x14)
Had to include Cuddy prepping herself, boobs are included in Cuddy’s getting ready for the day. Plus look at that shirt ;)
Also Cuddy might be the only woman in the world who doesn't open her mouth to do her mascara.
11) Resignation (3x22)
Oh Cuddy I love you forever for that face! I love that his cane is so close to her boobs, both of their most important possessions LOL. And yes I do realize that pointless commentary is pointless :)
10) Alone (4x01)
"A woman who, if she had any confidence in her ideas, wouldn't feel the need to distract you with a water bra"
Look at them, they’re practically popping out of her dress! LOL I look at that 2nd cap and all I can think of is, “Cuddy resents you for thinking she needs a water bra to look like this”
9) Kids (1x19)
"Trying to think about anything except the produce department at whole foods"
LOOK AT WILSON! What makes this scene, besides the amazing one liner there, is Cuddy and Wilson’s reactions. Wilson is desperately trying not to laugh while Cuddy is shocked into silence for a second and then justifies herself, LOL.
8) Insensitive (3x14)
"Oh my god, you're not wearing a bra!"
How could I not include braless in patty and selma’s finest moments? LOOK YOU CAN SEE THE BRA IN THE LAST CAP!!!
7) Meaning (3x01)
Cuddy in negliche. ‘nough said.
6) 97 Seconds (4x03)
I wanted to get the yelling done today because I noticed what you were wearing and I wouldn’t have to listen all that closely”
When someone mentions Cuddy’s boobs, this is the first scene that always pops into my head. We’ve only seen this top once and it was something to remember huh? Seriously you really don’t have to pay attention to what she’s saying here.
5) Known Unknowns
House: I was only using it as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma
Cuddy: Oh I feel bad I haven't named your testicles
House: Word on the street is that you set a new personal best for low cut
Cuddy: I don't know why you would name them after somebody's aunts
House: It's a compliment, they're always smoking.
Reasons why I love this scene:
1) Patty and Selma
2) They have a freaking conversation about her boobs, LOL
3) Her boobs, WOW, House's face says it all.
4) And yes, orgasm face was a must to include
4) Let them Eat Cake
"Why are you dressed like that? Why do you always try so hard to get my attention?"
Oh Cuddles I love you forever for trying to get your man with your boobs. Honey, he already is attracted to you, why are you trying to seduce him? Despite how much of a dick House was, epic boob grab is epic, definitely a big moment for the girls.
3) Mirror Mirror
Patient: You have great yaboos
Cuddy: Still could have been either of us
House: You loose
Cuddy: Seriously, I've always thought my breasts were one of my best features
Whoever wrote this scene should win a fucking emmy. It’s TV gold. Even the patient of the week can’t help but notice the awesomeness of Cuddy’s yaboos. I LOVE SFM that she tries to save face. At least we know that she realizes the power she has with her boobs :)
2) All In
Cuddy: You might want to spend a little more time paying attention to your cards and a little less time staring at my breasts
House: They don't match either
Cuddy’s so hot she even needs to check herself out! Loved her dress this episode, AND HER SPARKLES/GLITTER, it reminds me of when I was seven as used to do that.
1) House's Head
"This is a fantasy"
…………………………………………I still die every single time, every time. I’m straight, but this scene shifts me over on the Kingsley scale LOL. It’s just so freaking sexy. THIS is Patty and Selma’s finest performance. I love/adore/giggle at House’s face at the end…… BONER.
So that ends the picspam. I hope you enjoyed and are going to need a cold shower!
What I've learned from this picspam? That season 2 was a dark time for Cuddy's boobs LOL. I couldn't find many scenes to make it onto the list.
Anyways, peace and blessings everyone, PEACE AND BLESSINGS.