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I read somewhere that while Saddam H. was in American forces captivity, he developed a proclivity for Raisin Bran, but detested Fruit Loops. I think that will always stay with me.
In other news, I still party at colleges. I made out with a girl. She was aggressive. It wasn't so bad, boobs and all. I felt "bi-curious." If we had sex, I totally would have been the bottom.
There is a poltergeist in my house. Every morning I wake up upstairs and the TV in the basement is on. And I promptly turn it off. I've yet to unplug it. Also, I can hear voices talking in the rumble of my air conditioner. I heard a distinct "Matt" once. Rather than being afraid, I'm quite intrigued. I thought about telling the ghost to go away, like I heard about on TV once, but I imagine I'd feel so retarded after that.
In other news, I still party at colleges. I made out with a girl. She was aggressive. It wasn't so bad, boobs and all. I felt "bi-curious." If we had sex, I totally would have been the bottom.
There is a poltergeist in my house. Every morning I wake up upstairs and the TV in the basement is on. And I promptly turn it off. I've yet to unplug it. Also, I can hear voices talking in the rumble of my air conditioner. I heard a distinct "Matt" once. Rather than being afraid, I'm quite intrigued. I thought about telling the ghost to go away, like I heard about on TV once, but I imagine I'd feel so retarded after that.