Assinine Tales

[hyperventil8]

Not that it's about comments, or attention, but because I crave both from you, I will try to keep my entries short and sweet because I know you won't read them anyway... and try to include pretty pictures as often as I can. I'm guilty of name-scanning and occasionally stopping at words like boobs or multiple-orgasms. But I decided I really want to

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[toothless_kiss]

Ouch! How do you owe the bank $500?

[hyperventil8]

Hurmmmh.... errrnnhh... you had to ask! Well, I knew I overdrafted but I figured I would pay it off soon enough, so I used my debit card to buy a fucking 4 dollar frappicino from Starbucks... and every time I made a small purchase it wasan additional $30 overdraft fee. Plus I bounced a check at Best Buy. I have a shopping addiction!

P.S. I need your address-y poo. dingleberryblast@yahoo.com ?

[zomething]

Now I gave you useful advice and I don't even get a reply! How rude!

[steve985]

hahaha, your entries are the funniest.

[hyperventil8]

Whatever, I wrote the book on butt crack pain!