Everlasting Gobstopper

[hyperventil8]

Holy crap, I've had a livejournal for exactly 5 years to the day. What a hellish rollercoaster ride of an online pasttime. I feel like 2.5 years have been spent in a fucking computer chair. Well lately I haven't really had the energy or motivation or free time to update, but as some of you may recall, my entries were at one time full of razor-sharp wit and lavish detail and exceptional grammar. Even though a lot of it was pure bullshit for entertainment purposes only, and don't tell anyone that, the analyzation process really helped me not become a complete mental wreck during a very chaotic and troubling half decade. And now I'll always have a public record of it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Maybe sometime this week I'll go back and read every single entry in chrolonigical order. I suggest you do the same.

http://hyperventil8.livejournal.com/2003/05/06/