"We used to have those carts back when I worked at Safeway, back around probably when you were born"

[hyperthymesmest]

Fun Fact: Pineapple remains, when left in a garbage bag, grow fresh blood.

A Fact: Middle aged women who work at Longs very well may have a background in working at Safeway.

Boring Fact: It takes one Me to change a lightbulb.

Also!: Dark meat is different from meat that is dark. KEEP THIS IN MIND WHEN DECIDING WHAT TO EAT.