target part 2

[hyperstarre]

more hilarity courtesy of elaine:

me: off to tarjay
do you want me to buy bartboy for you
Sent at 4:34 PM on Wednesday
Elaine: okay
size 6'3 please
and no dents and shit
I know you like to get discounts
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elaine: but this is my future here

ETA:
me: i bought you your bartboy :P
ahahahaha
5:54 PM Elaine: what the f
me: ?
Elaine: how did that happen
counterfeit eh
me: haahah
Elaine: I refuse to accept counterfeit products
me: LOL
5:55 PM Elaine: it's probably very poor quality
probably a monet