omfg, don't listen to him. he is not and never will be german, julie. in case you were unaware, 'die bangyoursisterlater,' though (unfortunately enough) a misleading false cognate, happens to mean 'the guava' in german. but it's one of those alternate wordS that never gets used because it's taboo, like four in japanese meaning DEATH. in fact, throughout history, those unfortunate enough to say 'die bangyoursisterlater' have both died and banged their sisters, and even more unfortunately in that order. i'm telling you, it's cursed; i'm offa guavas all to-gether. fucking babe ruth, 1918, yankees--- four in japanese--- guavas. you know what i mean? ---oh, but yeah, jerry lee lewis got the short end of the stick like this-- he was about to say something about guavas, but then realized he meant pineapple-guavas... so germany, he was cool about it, and gave him half the sentence. he ended up banging his fourteen-year-old cousin and later dying. and he totally wouldn't have died if it hadn't been for that horrible, horrible word. the cousin thing, however, i deem inevitable
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