Jan 27, 2005 21:06
1. Take five books off your bookshelf.
2. Book #1 -- first sentence
3. Book #2 -- last sentence on page fifty
4. Book #3 -- second sentence on page one hundred
5. Book #4 -- next to the last sentence on page one hundred fifty
6. Book #5 -- final sentence of the book
7. Make the five sentences into a paragraph.
There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Illuvatar; and he made the first Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made. Uncle Vernon seized Harry around the waist and threw him into the hall. Then he would end up getting bused to some private school, where he'd be forced to wear the same dorky uniform everyday and (according to Garrett) learn Latin. No wonder he wasn't having any luck talking to the other bats. "Hey, mom. We're home."
Book #1 - The Silmarillion
Book #2 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Book #3 - Hoot
Book #4 - Firewing
Book #5 - Gregor the Overlander
Lol.
(On a different note, gay marriage is gay.)