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[hyperhyposhiei]

So what is this about an evil shop with my ancestor's souls or something?

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[3_s33s_what]

Oh, just some flower an' clock shop run by our dead ancestors, no big deal.

[hyperhyposhiei]

... Like their corpses in metal suits?

[3_s33s_what]

More like their souls given physical form 'gain, I think, given how they seem t' look.

[hyperhyposhiei]

... I don't think the world works like that.

[3_s33s_what]

Y'would think.

An' yet I have th' obituary an' news report 'f one of their deaths, so, believe what y'will.

[hyperhyposhiei]

... That's stupid and I think you're making it up.

[3_s33s_what]

Like I said, believe what y'will. I just say what 've discovered.

Less people who believe it, th' better, anyway.

[hyperhyposhiei]

... You sound like a criminal.

[3_s33s_what]

Yeah that 'appens with me.

Would you rather I talk nice and straight like this? It's really awkward for me.

[hyperhyposhiei]

Not just that, you seem like a yakuza employee. I don't like people like that.

[3_s33s_what]

Nah. 'm an accountant. Course, people prob'ly don't like 'em, either.

Really though if y'want me t' stop talkin' t' ya, then just say it. 'll stop.

[hyperhyposhiei]

Hmmm.

[3_s33s_what]

... What?

[hyperhyposhiei]

And how do I not know you're responsible or behind this possible nonsense. You seem awful convenient. And criminal.

[3_s33s_what]

There'd have t' be motive t' wantin' t' cause this stuff. An' t' be honest, dealin' with any 'f this crap in any way other than gettin' rid 'f this crap, ain't on my list 'f things t' do.

All I do is look up th' stuff an' try t' figure out how t' deal with it without 'em summonin' some evil demon or takin' over th' city or whatever.

Hell, if y'seriously doubt me on th' whole undead ancestors thing, look up "Samasu, Shian" on Greater Tokyo Area obituary listings. They died some years back.

[hyperhyposhiei]

So you say. And I don't trust you. You sound like and look like a criminal.