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this is why i love liz so much.. we are both so easily amused. we wrote a story online going line by line.. well.. sometimes we would do 2 or 3.. but you get it.
There are 3 teenagers, 2 boys and a girl, and one 8 year old girl... and they stumble upon an old DZ, and there's a fat hobo outside that they take in with them to explore. 'I WANNA GO I WANNA GO!' said the little girl as the fat man clutched her ankle. 'HEY, HEY, HEY!' he said. The teenagers said "No No, you stay here with Mr. Fatty and we're going to go explore, who knows? It could be dangerous in there!" It was mind-boggling how they could all say the same thing simultaneously! They grabbed the big, brassy doorhandles. They pulled and Pulled for hours with no avail.It was then that they discovered a zone that had a crack in the wall! They Walked in but it was pitch black and they couldn't see a thing. Colored balls were being thrown at all of them when they heard, "hey, hey, hey!' 'Oh, Fat Albert, you blend in with the tubes, ya big fatty! we didn't see you! After they all had a bit of a laugh, the found a huge light switch, that turned a generator on and the room was flooded with light
But where was the Tanya, the teenage girl!?!The two boys decided to split up into... teams of... one... and search for her. Scott, the uglier one, was in the tubes when his 8 year old sister was magically floating across the tubes.. all.. bloody. Scott knew he had to go find his sister, but it seemed the more he tried to find a way out the more he seemed to just be going in ONE BIG CIRCLE! IT WAS LIKE HE COULDN'T ESCAPE the TUBES OF DOOM! Meanwhile, Todd was looking for Tanya, his secret lover, when he fell into the ball pit! Then Out of the ball pit jumped a HUGE clown, like a sumo clown, and they had a ball throwing fight to the death. Unfortunately, it was todd that did not survive. With Todd out of the way the clown set out for his NEXT victim... Mr. Fatty. The clown floated away to the kitchen sink. He started to wipe away his makeup to reveal nothing else but his identity! IT WAS MR. FATTY! AHHHHHH! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN.
Then he sat down and ate all the childrens internal organs for dinner... HEY HEY HEY
There are 3 teenagers, 2 boys and a girl, and one 8 year old girl... and they stumble upon an old DZ, and there's a fat hobo outside that they take in with them to explore. 'I WANNA GO I WANNA GO!' said the little girl as the fat man clutched her ankle. 'HEY, HEY, HEY!' he said. The teenagers said "No No, you stay here with Mr. Fatty and we're going to go explore, who knows? It could be dangerous in there!" It was mind-boggling how they could all say the same thing simultaneously! They grabbed the big, brassy doorhandles. They pulled and Pulled for hours with no avail.It was then that they discovered a zone that had a crack in the wall! They Walked in but it was pitch black and they couldn't see a thing. Colored balls were being thrown at all of them when they heard, "hey, hey, hey!' 'Oh, Fat Albert, you blend in with the tubes, ya big fatty! we didn't see you! After they all had a bit of a laugh, the found a huge light switch, that turned a generator on and the room was flooded with light
But where was the Tanya, the teenage girl!?!The two boys decided to split up into... teams of... one... and search for her. Scott, the uglier one, was in the tubes when his 8 year old sister was magically floating across the tubes.. all.. bloody. Scott knew he had to go find his sister, but it seemed the more he tried to find a way out the more he seemed to just be going in ONE BIG CIRCLE! IT WAS LIKE HE COULDN'T ESCAPE the TUBES OF DOOM! Meanwhile, Todd was looking for Tanya, his secret lover, when he fell into the ball pit! Then Out of the ball pit jumped a HUGE clown, like a sumo clown, and they had a ball throwing fight to the death. Unfortunately, it was todd that did not survive. With Todd out of the way the clown set out for his NEXT victim... Mr. Fatty. The clown floated away to the kitchen sink. He started to wipe away his makeup to reveal nothing else but his identity! IT WAS MR. FATTY! AHHHHHH! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN.
Then he sat down and ate all the childrens internal organs for dinner... HEY HEY HEY