ejakolate
ang weird nang usapan namin ng nanay ko...
commenting on my irritability these days, my mom said: "kapag iritable daw ang lalaki ibig sabihin hindi nalalabas yung sperm." seryoso siya dito ha at hindi nangungutiya.
sabi ko naman: "wala akong problema dyan. =D."
mom: "hindi yung sariling sikap ha... kako kasi ikaw hindi nakikipagsex sa babae."
AS IF there's a difference in my ejaculation when im having sex with a girl than when doing it on my own.
ako: "hindi totoo yun!!! hmp."
after getting a grip of what just happened, i thought i should have added: "matagal na kasi akong hindi nakakantot kaya ako iritable."
alas, she wins this round. next time she's gonna be the one shocked not me. hahahahahahahaha
commenting on my irritability these days, my mom said: "kapag iritable daw ang lalaki ibig sabihin hindi nalalabas yung sperm." seryoso siya dito ha at hindi nangungutiya.
sabi ko naman: "wala akong problema dyan. =D."
mom: "hindi yung sariling sikap ha... kako kasi ikaw hindi nakikipagsex sa babae."
AS IF there's a difference in my ejaculation when im having sex with a girl than when doing it on my own.
ako: "hindi totoo yun!!! hmp."
after getting a grip of what just happened, i thought i should have added: "matagal na kasi akong hindi nakakantot kaya ako iritable."
alas, she wins this round. next time she's gonna be the one shocked not me. hahahahahahahaha