Kiss Meme

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All right already, I'm doing this kiss meme thing. It was way too tempting.

This next bit is copied directly from Joisbishmyoga, cause there's no way I could put it any better.

1) Choose two characters in the list. Yes, only two. Three's possibly acceptable. Four's so unlikely to work that it would be a challenge! *Rock Lee Fiery Eyes Of Youth!*
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"I'm not a coward." The Osakan detective shot back to his friend, irritation making him grit his teeth.

Conan grinned up at him tauntingly, his glasses reflecting the overhead lights. "All right then, why don't you prove it?"

The two of them were rather bored, sitting around waiting for clues to fall into their laps. Read: They've been kicked out of the investigation until further notice due to the current suspect being afraid of kids and Heiji being Conan's only guardian at the moment.

"All right, give me anything, I'll do it."

The shrunken detective pointed to the station door. "Kiss the next person that walks in."

Heiji stared at him. "Are you insane?"

"Coward."

He growled, "Fine, I'll do it." He handed his coffee over to his friend and stood up, loitering near the door, his hands sweating at the thought that he was going to regret this in about ten minutes.

It didn't take long for the next person to walk in, and Heiji didn't even stop to see if it was anyone they new, just went over to the poor guy and grabbed his shirt- definitely a he, at least he caught that much-, pulling him down for a kiss.

The room fell silent and the two stood still for several seconds, one in shock, the other with a foreboding sense of 'I'm going to get dropped kicked into next week', then time seemed to move again and they pulled apart.

Heiji blinked and got a good look at the person he ambushed, recognizing the blonde teen with a look of horror and disgust. "Oh god it's you."

Hakuba raised an eyebrow and took a breath. "Shouldn't I be saying that?"

Not replying, Heiji wiped his mouth and turned back to his friend, who was doubled over on the ground crackling. Not laughing, no, pure evil cackle.

"This means war, Kudo." Heiji hissed as he retrieved his coffee. God, he hated that guy.