More splinters in my mind than a wooden porcupine

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I really need to stop buying tickets to multiple-day festivals and then going with no plan whatsoever. Somehow I've been able to manage...but in Sasquatch's case "managing" consisted of staying one night with a girl from New Zealand I randomly met (no, no rooting took place), and spending the other two nights in the backseat of my car. This time my

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5 years? You're returning with me the next time I visit! (In 5 years...)

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It's always like you're doing something awesome all the time.

Where did you park your car to sleep in it? I always thought cops would give you tickets for doing things like that.

lifestlyes of the ignorant and homeless

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I know it sounds glamorous, but passing out in the driver seat of your car for 5 hours and then driving to take a shower at a 24 hour fitness is not that awesome.

I just realized something crazy. The last time I went to Seattle was with you and Tony. Guess what the name was of the guy I met? Guess what ethnicity he was? Speaking of cops and tickets...does this person look familiar? hahaha

That Officer Hanson was a sexy sexy man

[cloud3487]

Didn't you go to Seattle with us when Michael and I visited a few years back? I know you went to Seaside with us.

Yeah, I used to sleep in my car until Texas taught me that that's impossible without waking up feeling like you're dying in an oven.

At least you're doing something. Other than that San Antonio trip it's been school, work, and/or porn for me. Oh, for the San Antonio thing, I also slept in the car. Tho it was in the back seat and only for 4 hours.

Re: That Officer Hanson was a sexy sexy man

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Oh god, you're right. Is it pathetic that all I can remember is oyster shooters? I guess I should use this thing more since I apparently can't remember anything about anything anymore.

Yep, I basically gave up on trying to sleep whenever we were driving through the southwest during the day. Greg doesn't seem to have much trouble in that department though, haha!

Don't worry, I start @ PSU in the fall and any semblance of a life will most likely get lost in the Bermuda Triangle of work, school, and my apartment.

Don't worry, at least you don't have a mind like a steel strainer like me

[cloud3487]

Oh, the shooters are also the strongest thing Michael and I remember too. I never did much in Seattle anyways other than visit the hippie fest and I free abortioned the Space Needle. We really need to go there and actually do some awesomer stuff.

"Why am I all wet and sticky? What did you guys do to me?"

Oh, what classes are you taking at PSU? If you see anyone there that I know, punch them in the kidneys for me. You might see Phi there. Make sure you double punch him for me.

Re: Don't worry, at least you don't have a mind like a steel strainer like me

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I'm enrolling in their foreign language program. I'm flip-flopping between Spanish and French. Mike is coming back in like two weeks and I legitimately think between Rosetta Stone and having him to talk with I could learn Spanish on my own...so I'm tempted towards learning French even though I know it will be mostly useless as far as future career opportunities go. We'll see. I might have to put all those plans on hold if I get accepted for this exchange program at work where they ship me to Germany to live and work for 3 months. I can just see myself sinking a couple grand into tuition and then having to bail in the middle of the term. As a wise man once said...keh!

Je ne sais pas, mon petit capitaine

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Dude, French is good because then you can help me pick up French chicks. But going to Germany sounds pretty awesome. You NEED to mail me some sweet German chocolates if you go. And maybe some German hookers.

¿quoi?

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I will mail you more treasures from Germany than you shake a decapitated hooker's arm at.