Looks like somebody's got a case of the Every-Fucking-Day-Of-Their-Life

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Just once I'd like to get cut off and suddenly feel an intense sense of empathy and compassion. Good luck buddy, get that beautiful wife of yours to the hospital. I remember that one time I was driving in a strange town and had no idea what the fuck I was doing and almost t-boned that Geo Metro. It's cool, it happens, everyone almost dies all the

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On your left, buddy

[greyheaven]

tour de life

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I wish I was a wizard or a genie or something so I could give every car's horn into a unique sound. Or just turn them all into pumpkins.

abracadabra, schmabracadbra

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maybe just a grammar wizard