although i'd much rather get into your head than into your bed

[hyperbole]

Oh god, I just realized I'm the type of person that likes to look at pictures of other peoples' bedrooms. At least I'm not one of those weirdos that reads other peoples' diaries when they leave them lying around, though.

Comments

YUM-O!

[greyheaven]

Re: YUM-O!

[greyheaven]

GIVE ME BACK MY MARQUEE TAGS LJ
GIVE THEM BACK RIGHT NOW

grumpy old men 2: the internet strikes back

[hyperbole]

They still work in entries, dude. Come to think of it...did they ever work in comments?

how many internets do you need for that

[greyheaven]

Yeah man my comments used to be hella obnoxious.

;_____;

quadruple sudden death overtime shootout

[hyperbole]

well even the biggest assholes have to take a break from their crusades against society every once and while, right?

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!?!?

[greyheaven]

Au contraire! I've been recruiting. Just spent three days offending hipsters in Portland; once they've been annoyed sufficiently to think I'm awesome, we're marching on Washington dressed as one million nyan cats.

so what have your buddies judas and benedict arnold been up to lately, freedom hater!?

[hyperbole]

You know this means war right? When we descend on your little hamlet we won't stop until we've sucked the earnestness from every last one of your bones. Or you know...whatever. What the hell is a nyan cat?

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

[greyheaven]

(I have no idea what the hell a nyan cat is.)