BackAgain|YesIAM
I'm baaaaaackkkk... Well, been a while, has it not? I don't plan to upkeep every day, but certainly more often than those bitches at the DMV. Wait--what? Anyway, TWO MORE UNEVENTFUL DAYS (Except for going to my friend Jamie's house) UNTIL I GET ON A NORTHWEST FLIGHT TO MICHIGAN TO SEE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER! (Insert gasp for breath here, for that was a full sentance, and my breath was foolishly expelled too quickly. Yes, I know I'm typing. Shut up.)
Anyway, about that. My friend, Paula; Her mom is getting remarried! Yaaaayyyyy! And the guy's really nice. They're also moving to Ann Arbor, which is oddly still close to where "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER" is moving. WOOHOO! PARTY! They (Paula's family) are throwing a partyyyyy! YUY!
Anyway, there's now good news and bad news.
GOOD: I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geiko.
BAD: I have no car.
Okay, like all good humor columnists, and to quote Dave Barry, "I lied". Wow, if you couldn't tell, you must have the I.Q. of George Bush. And that would really suck.
Back to the good and bad. Really.
Good: I GOT A CELL PHONE
Bad: I need to finish all my summer work first. Which is 15 pages of math, 208 pages of novel, and 5 pages of various book report, etc.
Good:Halfway through the book, did 1 page of report, three of the others are just diagrams, the final is a summary, and I've already done the math in it's entirity.
Bad: I bite the heads of small grass slices and cheese. Wait--not again
I got tomorrow at home, when THE NEW HALO MAPS BECOME FREEEEE! And then I play at Jamie's on wednesday. Thursday, I get on the plane, and day after labor day I die--erm, start school.
Thanks for reading!
-Wesley W. Boynton
Jailbreak 200x Voice Artist
Jailbreak Team
Anyway, about that. My friend, Paula; Her mom is getting remarried! Yaaaayyyyy! And the guy's really nice. They're also moving to Ann Arbor, which is oddly still close to where "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVER" is moving. WOOHOO! PARTY! They (Paula's family) are throwing a partyyyyy! YUY!
Anyway, there's now good news and bad news.
GOOD: I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geiko.
BAD: I have no car.
Okay, like all good humor columnists, and to quote Dave Barry, "I lied". Wow, if you couldn't tell, you must have the I.Q. of George Bush. And that would really suck.
Back to the good and bad. Really.
Good: I GOT A CELL PHONE
Bad: I need to finish all my summer work first. Which is 15 pages of math, 208 pages of novel, and 5 pages of various book report, etc.
Good:Halfway through the book, did 1 page of report, three of the others are just diagrams, the final is a summary, and I've already done the math in it's entirity.
Bad: I bite the heads of small grass slices and cheese. Wait--not again
I got tomorrow at home, when THE NEW HALO MAPS BECOME FREEEEE! And then I play at Jamie's on wednesday. Thursday, I get on the plane, and day after labor day I die--erm, start school.
Thanks for reading!
-Wesley W. Boynton
Jailbreak 200x Voice Artist
Jailbreak Team