I re-watched AVATAR. Well, most of it. My eyes got tired a little after they got Appa back at Ba Sing Se.
I took note of the things Sokka said. Almost all of them anyway.
Sokka:
Book One: Water
- You just LOVE taking me out of my comfort zone, don't ya?
- I'm just a guy with a boomerang. Didn't ask for all this flying and magic...
*Aang, Sokka and Katara are trying to guess the king's name*
Sokka: I got it! He's an earthbender right? Rocky! You know, because of all the rocks.
Katara: We're gonna keep trying but that is a good back-up.
- Shouldn't we run away from huge booms?
Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head. Kinda hard to miss him.
Aang: Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.
- We gotta help him! *throws boomerang at canyon crawler* *gets chased by canyon crawler*
Okay. Now we gotta help me! *runs*
Sokka: Guys wait, this was in my dream. We shouldn't go to the market.
Katara: What happened in your dream?
Sokka: Food eats people. Also, Momo could talk. You said some very unkind things.
- *fish jumps out of the water* He is taunting us! You are so gonna be dinner.
- Look, I'm going to predict the future now. It's going to keep drizzling. See? *rain stops*
- You know what I love about Appa the most? His sense of humor. *Appa groans* HAHA. Classic.
Katara: I'm okay. It's just a cough.
Aang: That's how Sokka started yesterday. Now look at him, he thinks he's an earthbender!
Sokka: Take that, you ROCK!
Book Two: Earth
Sokka: Look, I hate to be the wetblanket here but since Katara's busy, i guess it's up to me.
Katara: Sokka you've got an elbow leech!
Sokka: Where?! WHERE?!
Katara: Where do you think?
Sokka: *sees huge leech on elbow* Why do these thing keep attaching to me?
START OF FRIENDLY MUSHROOM EPISODE (a.k.a. "The Desert". It's not a very creative title, no?):
- *walking in the desert after taking cactus juice* How do we get out here in the middle of the ocean?
- It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly. Friendly mushroom~! Mushy giant friend~
*Momo causes their remaining water to fall*
Sokka: Momo, no! You killed us all.
Katara: No he hasn't. *bends water out the ground*
Sokka: Oh right. Bending~
Katara: Sokka, let me see the things you got from the library.
Sokka: How did you know I took something from the library? *looks at Momo*
Sokka: IT'S YOU! You ratted me out. How could you?
Katara: Sokka, I was there.
- *sees an Appa-shaped cloud* Appa? Why would Princess Yue need Appa? She's the moon, she can fly by herself.
END OF FRIENDLY MUSHROOM EPISODE
Aang: So the question is, how are we gonna stop that thing?
Sokka: Why're you looking at me?
Aang: You're the idea guy.
Sokka: So I'm the only one who can come up with an idea? That's a lot of pressure.
Katara: And also the complaining guy.
Sokka: That I can handle.
And some of Toph's (take note that Toph's blind):
Toph: It's three on three.
Sokka: *complains*
Toph: O sorry, you're not a bender.
Sokka: *complains more*
Toph: Okay, so it's three on three-plus-Sokka
Sokka: Toph, what are you doing? come on!
Toph: *takes a step into the ice bridge and back on the island*
I think I'll just stay in my little island where i can see.
Sokka: You're doing great. Just follow my voice.
Toph: It's hard to ignore.
Toph: Help me, I can't swim.
Sokka: Toph, I'm coming. *Suki jumps in and saves Toph*
Toph: Sokka, you saved me! *kisses Suki's cheek*
Suki: Actually, it's me.
Toph: Oh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.
Toph: THERE IT IS!
*Sokka and Katara looks to find nothing*
Toph: That's what someone would say when they actually see something. *waves hand in front of face*
Sokka: It's so dark in here, I can't see a thing!
Toph: Oh no! What a nightmare!
Sokka: Sorry.
Toph: I've seen enough of Ba Sing Se. And I couldn't even see!
I'll post more. When I remember them.
Also, proof that Prince Zuko is gay:
(girl who owns that smelling beast): What happened, your girlfriend ran off from you?
Zuko: It's not the girl I'm after, it's the bald monk she's travelling with.
Girl: Whatever.
Don't get me started with Jet. ghei vibes all over.
_AiRiS out!_