Ammusing Batman quotes
The Penguin: My dear penguins, we stand upon a great threshold! It's alright to be scared; most of you won't be coming back. But, thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish ALL of God's children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd AND 4th-born! Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones BLOWN SKY HIGH! FORWARD MARCH! THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN!
Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
Robin: I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.
Batman:The batsignal is not a beeper.
Dr. Chase Meridian: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber.
Batman: Try firemen, less to take off.
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.
The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
Joker: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
In other random Batmon news, the costume for the original Batman weighed 55 pounds and the Catwoman costume cost $1,000. Also, Michelle Pfeiffer's $3 million salary was $2 million more than was offered to the originally cast Annette Bening.
Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
Robin: I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.
Batman:The batsignal is not a beeper.
Dr. Chase Meridian: What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber.
Batman: Try firemen, less to take off.
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.
The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
Joker: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
In other random Batmon news, the costume for the original Batman weighed 55 pounds and the Catwoman costume cost $1,000. Also, Michelle Pfeiffer's $3 million salary was $2 million more than was offered to the originally cast Annette Bening.